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Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 06:24:52 No.1605917 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1605943 >>1606033 >>1606039 >>1606466 >>1606471 >>1608056 >>1608215 >>1609630 >>1611730 >>1616103

drin driiin
ON YOUR LEFT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 07:09:10 No.1605934 Report

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just stop being slow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 07:17:33 No.1605937 Report

Quoted By: >>1605992 >>1611730

>giant fat girl tiddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 07:37:49 No.1605943 Report

Quoted By: >>1606033

>>1605917
Aaaargh its the biggest thing n hates.....people actally riding bikes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 12:05:51 No.1605981 Report

Quoted By: >>1606442 >>1607039 >>1609441

What's up with dirt munchers and not wearing eye protection?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 12:58:45 No.1605992 Report

Quoted By: >>1611730

>>1605937
yes pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 13:15:52 No.1605994 Report

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inb4 imagine that smell and god I wish I was that saddle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 13:19:06 No.1605995 Report

Quoted By: >>1611730

Would

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 15:13:32 No.1606033 Report

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>>1605917
not enough width on the trail, slow your roll
>>1605943
that's not the biggest thing iTT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 15:44:15 No.1606039 Report

Quoted By: >>1606050 >>1606051 >>1606082 >>1606462 >>1606475 >>1609330

>>1605917
>YOUR LEFT!
God, only retards do this. Especially some of the wanna be racer spandex freds blasting down a footpath screaming LEFT LEFT LEFT. Screeech. Angry cursing "I said stay on the left side". Same i've seen fixie hipsters screaming " RIGHT, RIGHT, passing on RIGHT, no brakes",

Unless you're a bong on island, you ALWAYS pass on the Left. Period. Keep your incoherent mumbling to yourself and know traffic rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 16:05:01 No.1606050 Report

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>>1606039
>Unless you're a bong on island, you ALWAYS pass on the Left. Period. Keep your incoherent mumbling to yourself and know traffic rules.
Sounds reasonable. Although not tenable when other people can't agree on, or even be consistent from moment to moment, about what side of the path they should be on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 16:08:40 No.1606051 Report

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>>1606039
>you ALWAYS pass on the left
tell me how i know you've never ridden in a major city

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 18:03:05 No.1606082 Report

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>>1606039
bro just pop a manual and run them over lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Feb 2021 18:36:03 No.1606093 Report

Quoted By: >>1606445 >>1608152 >>1609690

>ride on fire roads in forest
>there's always some group of grandpas, family, whatever riding on the whole width of the road
>slow down
>'i'll be passing you on the left!'
>they go to the left
every fucking time, it's hilarious.
so I'm just passing them on the right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:28:57 No.1606442 Report

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>>1605981
Most don't go fast enough to require it.
I've seen some with ski goggles though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:47:53 No.1606445 Report

Quoted By: >>1609690

>>1606093
why are you trying to issue them instructions? That's what
>on your left
is
it means 'move to the right'
instead, you could simply alert them to your presence, see where they move to make way, of their own accord, and go in the free space.

or just ride past them slowly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 14:53:08 No.1606462 Report

Quoted By: >>1606463

>>1606039
Retard. I means “I’m on your left” as in “don’t swerve left because I’m passing”
It’s not an instruction, it’s a notification. It’s the “‘scuse me” of riding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 14:55:48 No.1606463 Report

Quoted By: >>1606505 >>1607044

>>1606462
>don’t swerve left
>not an instruction

it sounds like an instruction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 14:56:17 No.1606464 Report

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all humans are selfish retards and no amount of negotiation will make MUPs less full of selfish retardation.. most people have barely enough brain cells to keep their average lives from falling apart

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 15:08:31 No.1606466 Report

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>>1605917
I hate when people put the bell on the right and then overtake on the left. Had so many near misses because of that kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 15:15:32 No.1606468 Report

Quoted By: >>1614015

I just scream a big
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whenever I'm nearing a pedestrian, then I slam on the brakes before I even reach them so I get to watch them freak out. Best time was when a girl literally pissed her pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 15:25:22 No.1606471 Report

Quoted By: >>1606509

>>1605917
Every MUP needs at least 3 lanes going in each direction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 15:39:07 No.1606475 Report

Quoted By: >>1606478 >>1609690 >>1619741

>>1606039
fucking hell, Imagine being this american.
Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Thailand, India, South Africa etc would like a word with you, brain dead mutt.
>know traffic rules.
lmao. it seems like (You) don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 15:43:49 No.1606478 Report

Quoted By: >>1606481 >>1607047

>>1606475
Napoleon should have civilized you Anglos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 15:52:30 No.1606481 Report

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>>1606478
>t. just sharted yourself while sat in 6 lanes of stationary traffic in your automatic toyota camry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 17:43:12 No.1606505 Report

Quoted By: >>1607125

>>1606463
>not realizing the pleasure rider “unintentional unracers” will have a fucking heart attack if you pass them without saying something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 17:54:12 No.1606509 Report

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>>1606471
>Every MUP needs at least 3 lanes going in each direction.
yes then two families can walk shoulder to shoulder in the same direction

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:03:47 No.1607039 Report

Quoted By: >>1607493 >>1609441

>>1605981
The tinted lenses can make it difficult to judge uneven terrain because dulls the contrast between shadows and areas lit up by the sun. Yes I could get clear lenses, but I don't feel like spending money on something I am comfortable not using.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:30:27 No.1607044 Report

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>>1606463
It's not his fault you were born retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:33:02 No.1607047 Report

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>>1606478
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQSEq6tEVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 01:09:27 No.1607095 Report

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleBeingJerks/comments/kl4ch4/mountainbiker_kicks_a_5yo_girl_because_she_is/

Pshh... Nothin' personnel, kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:56:34 No.1607125 Report

Quoted By: >>1607489

>>1606505
Once I've safely maneuvered past them it's no longer my problem what they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 20:10:00 No.1607489 Report

Quoted By:

>>1607125
dindunuffin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 20:13:33 No.1607493 Report

Quoted By: >>1608097

>>1607039
There's nothing about "eye protection" that implies tinted lenses though. Unless you're a welder.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 06:32:08 No.1608056 Report

Quoted By: >>1608067 >>1608103 >>1608182 >>1611842 >>1616121 >>1616399 >>1619157 >>1619295 >>1619306 >>1619996 >>1620960

>>1605917
Get out of my way!

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 07:04:35 No.1608067 Report

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>>1608056
imagine the smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 11:58:41 No.1608097 Report

Quoted By: >>1608106 >>1609631

>>1607493
> There's nothing about "eye protection" that implies tinted lenses though.
Sure, you can buy cycling glasses without any tint on the lenses. But just about every single pair of cycling glasses on the market comes with some degree of tint on the lenses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 12:35:11 No.1608103 Report

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>>1608056
SHE THICC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 12:50:50 No.1608106 Report

Quoted By: >>1608113 >>1609411

>>1608097
You can get supplemental lenses...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 13:14:18 No.1608113 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608106
this is peak MAMIL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 15:12:09 No.1608152 Report

Quoted By:

>>1606093
buy a horn
spent about 10 minutes looking for a pasta with all types of curse words, couldn't find, you got lucky anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 15:57:46 No.1608182 Report

Quoted By: >>1608184

>>1608056
Goddamn the inertia on this lass. She could get up to speed and coast the rest of the TT and still middle of the pack

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 16:01:50 No.1608184 Report

Quoted By: >>1608194 >>1619391

>>1608182
She actually won her regional time trial championship

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 16:21:55 No.1608194 Report

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>>1608184
Only because no one else could fit in the region.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 16:46:44 No.1608215 Report

Quoted By:

>>1605917

atleast she's trying to be less fat loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 17:51:44 No.1609330 Report

Quoted By:

>>1606039
On dirt roads near me slowbies and peds go right down the middle so I usually pass on the right out here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 19:24:02 No.1609370 Report

Quoted By: >>1609685 >>1609690

>live in seattle
>seattle freeze
>coast with the loudest hubs possible
>BRRRRRRRRRRRR until pedestrians move
>maximum passive aggressive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 21:16:14 No.1609411 Report

Quoted By: >>1616122

>>1608106
Should not have to spend extra to buy a second set of lenses. "But what about the second set of lenses cycling glasses come with" in my experience they are still tinted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2021 22:47:01 No.1609441 Report

Quoted By: >>1612427

>>1605981
>>1607039
Safety glasses
comfy
$5 for 2 pack

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 06:07:00 No.1609630 Report

Quoted By:

>>1605917
Bitch is trying to cut off the icecream truck by going through the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 06:09:20 No.1609631 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608097
Buy bolle ansi safety glasses.

Or 100 percent speedcraft knockoffs on ali with clear framex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 09:31:37 No.1609685 Report

Quoted By: >>1609690

>>1609370
I do this as well, my carbon ti hub is fucking obnoxious. No need for a bell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 09:46:26 No.1609690 Report

Quoted By: >>1609707 >>1619112

>>1606093
the correct method is to bomb up on them and then shout "ONYOURLEFT" as loudly and quickly as possible when you're right behind them. you don't want to give landstanders time to get confused otherwise you'll get half going one way half going the other and then you gotta' thread the needle which is fun but risky
>>1606445
>it means 'move to the right'
no it means "i'm on your left" or "i'm coming through on your left". it's a warning not a threat or a decree
>instead, you could simply alert them to your presence, see where they move to make way, of their own accord, and go in the free space
yeah and while i'm at it maybe i could fuck their dog
>>1606475
>Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Thailand, India, South Africa
what a combo
>>1609370
>>1609685
disc brakes left out in the rain are good for that too. i'm always like "UHHHH CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME SQUEAKING? HELLO?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 11:08:38 No.1609707 Report

Quoted By: >>1609719

>>1609690
>bomb up on them and then shout "ONYOURLEFT" as loudly and quickly as possible when you're right behind them. you don't want to give landstanders time to get confused
What purpose does the yelling serve at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 11:45:35 No.1609719 Report

Quoted By: >>1609767 >>1619094

>>1609707
Teaches then to be more considerate? IDK. When I am riding on single track that is marked as MTB only I yell at walkers to make them think twice about doing something that could result in their and my hospitalisation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 14:45:29 No.1609767 Report

Quoted By: >>1609972

>>1609719
Hard to be believe every other group hates MTBrs to the point they are losing trail access

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2021 21:38:17 No.1609972 Report

Quoted By: >>1611803

>>1609767
If I see you walking on my trials I will ride at you and I will not stop for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Feb 2021 15:04:19 No.1611730 Report

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>>1605917
>>1605937
>>1605992
>>1605995
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/cXGjN4XOehE
https://youtu.be/6yHae6zA4ZM
https://youtu.be/lyjJ99ipXqw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Feb 2021 19:11:08 No.1611803 Report

Quoted By: >>1611873

>>1609972
>my trials
Hard to be believe every other group hates MTBrs to the point they are losing trail access

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Feb 2021 21:58:30 No.1611842 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608056
Damn. I think the engineer that built this bike can be proud about making it sturdy enough to pass this torture test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Feb 2021 23:48:29 No.1611873 Report

Quoted By: >>1620916

>>1611803
>If I see you walking on my trails will ride at you and I will not stop for you.

See previous comment for my response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Feb 2021 15:29:28 No.1612427 Report

Quoted By: >>1616122

>>1609441
I used to wear safety glasses riding until I was patrol at a bike park for a season. Dude crashed with his safeties on and the bottom edge of the plastic cut into his face and made a gruesome mess.
Now I wear goggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2021 02:10:01 No.1614015 Report

Quoted By: >>1614156 >>1616100

>>1606468
>I just scream a big
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've done that a few times with my Power Wagon. Rear wheels lock up easy as shit. Some cyclist cuts in front of me, I wait until I'm close. Brake medium hard. Rears lock up.
Big screeching noise, blue smoke from tires.
There are probably a few cyclists that are still shaking, rethinking their life choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2021 12:41:53 No.1614156 Report

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>>1614015
back to /o/, homicidal retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2021 16:14:50 No.1616100 Report

Quoted By:

>>1614015
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2021 16:28:18 No.1616103 Report

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>>1605917
Shen she works off the weight she's going to be mad cute. She has a great face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2021 16:59:52 No.1616121 Report

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>>1608056
Her thighs are bigger than Robert Förstemann's. How much of the cross section is muscle, and how much is fat on this lady?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2021 17:01:14 No.1616122 Report

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>>1612427

Yeah, the face gets a lot of blood flow, so any significant cut makes a big mess.

>>1609411

Mine came with 3 sets of lenses. Checkmate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 03:55:55 No.1616399 Report

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>>1608056
*new fetish unlocked*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 07:02:01 No.1619094 Report

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>>1609719
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 09:41:04 No.1619112 Report

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>>1609690
>disk brakes for the nosie...
Try Magura rim-brakes on a steel frame.

They'll be gently smiling at you when they find out you're just a cyclist instead of a crashing train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 13:49:02 No.1619157 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608056
absolute unit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:55:09 No.1619295 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608056
And they said that disc brakes on road bikes are not needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:26:47 No.1619306 Report

Quoted By: >>1619325

>>1608056
>aero position
>wide body

I love the effort but maybe lose the weight before investing on a TT bike and one piece lycra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:12:08 No.1619325 Report

Quoted By: >>1619347 >>1619348

>>1619306
>maybe lose the weight before investing on a TT bike and one piece lycra.
Why? What's wrong with doing it the other way around?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:37:12 No.1619347 Report

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>>1619325
TT riding is all about being efficient, the wideness of her body probably negates all the aero gains from her position and lycra because of the drag she creates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:39:03 No.1619348 Report

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>>1619325
>What's wrong with doing it the other way around?

Because it shows that she puts in the money for the look before she puts in the training for the sport

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 00:58:42 No.1619391 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608184
Was it downhill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Mar 2021 04:19:30 No.1619741 Report

Quoted By:

>>1606475
>etc.
>lists all the relevant LHD jurisdictions
imagine being this insecure about which side of the road you drive on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Mar 2021 22:08:39 No.1619996 Report

Quoted By:

>>1608056
what an absolute unit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 00:46:42 No.1620916 Report

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>>1611873
And you wonder why people put up wires or pits for you entitled faggots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 03:30:25 No.1620960 Report

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>>1608056
not gonna lie. id let her ride me

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