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>>1616485
>It's grey on your screen? On mine it's fucking red!

Where is this from?

Also, Aeroflot 821:
>What do you mean fucking take it, I cant do it either!

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 14:42:22 No.1616548 Report

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>>1616486
And here's the detractor, Long Wang Fan Gai

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 14:51:56 No.1616550 Report

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1 - 'Holy mother of God, they've killed us all!'
2 - 'Is that what I think it is? John can you...?....Oh GOD!....'

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 15:06:28 No.1616553 Report

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>>1616546
The grey-fucking red is from Szczekociny rail crash, 9th anniversary is in two days. The exchange was between two dispatchers shortly after the second one sent one of the trains onto the right, but occupied track.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 15:15:57 No.1616558 Report

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>yea ... usually @ north camarillo

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 16:09:32 No.1616569 Report

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>>1616550
What are these? My google-fu is insufficient.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 17:01:31 No.1616595 Report

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>>1616418
test

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 17:07:22 No.1616600 Report

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>>1616418
>Vada a bordo cazzo
Kekkkk almost forgot of this

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 17:15:04 No.1616603 Report

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>I'm the problem.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 18:38:31 No.1616631 Report

Quoted By: >>1616909 >>1616978 >>1619235

>Holy shit...we're gonna fuckin die!
>LORD, YOU HAVE MY SOUL!
>Fuck, we're going down, we're dead!
>OH JESUS CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Not flying! Not motherfuckin' flying!
>Hit the water hit the water HIT THE WATER!
>We're going down Larry! I know!
>Ma, I love ya.
>We're going to crash! This can't be happening!
>We're stuck in it! Get out of it!
>That is weird with no lights...
>We're down...we're [scream]...
>FUCK TERRAIN WE'RE GOING TO CRASH

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Anonymous Mon 01 Mar 2021 19:27:09 No.1616651 Report

Quoted By: >>1616824 >>1618374

Love ya Ma! *bam*

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:07:38 No.1616824 Report

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>>1616651
Simple as it was this one fucked me up a bit

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:23:00 No.1616831 Report

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Does anyone have that pasta of fake nicknames someone wrote for Van Zanten? I originally got it from eagleboard when that was a thing. There were several lines but i only remember my favorite for sure:
>Jacob Veldhuyzen "Killed more men than a DC-10" Van Zanten

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:48:37 No.1616864 Report

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>>1616831
Jacob “747 to 666” van Zanten
Jacob “KLM Mayhem” van Zanten
Jacob "I'm The Problem" van Zanten
Jacob “Ram the Pan Am” van Zanten
Jacob “The Clipper Stripper” van Zanten
Jacob "The Clipper Crippler" van Zanten
Jacob "Gaan in 60 Seconds" van Zanten
Jacob “The Flying Dutchman” van Zanten
Jacob “Twin Plane Hurricane” van Zanten
Jacob "Look At Me, Lockerbie" van Zanten
Jacob "Amsterdam to Pan Am" van Zanten
Jacob “If I take off will you die? ” van Zanten
Jacob "Causing Grief at Tenerife" van Zanten
Jacob "So Much Drama in the ATC" van Zanten
Jacob "Contact Departure Head-On" van Zanten
Jacob "Contact Ground at 118.1mph" van Zanten
Jacob "It's My Runway or the Dieway" van Zanten
Jacob "50, 40, 30, 20, 10, Bye Retard" van Zanten
Jacob "Flying Eternal, Shiny and Gaan" van Zanten
Jacob "Killed More Men Than A DC-10" van Zanten
Jacob "OOOHHH I'M TAKIN OFF HERE" van Zanten
Jacob “Hold On Well, We're Going to Hell” van Zanten
Jacob "Runway Incursion? Life Excursion" van Zanten
Jacob "Go Full Thrust, It's Schiphol or Bust" van Zanten
Jacob "From Gate 7 to the Gates of Heaven" van Zanten
Jacob "Outta My Way Pan Am Fucking Shits" van Zanten
Jacob “They expect all of us in the wreckage brother” van Zanten
Jacob "I Guess That's Why They Call It Death Cruise" van Zanten
Jacob "Cleared to the Papa Beacon to See Our Father" van Zanten
Jacob “it doesn't matter if you squat ,you'll still be splat ” van Zanten
Jacob "Fast & Furious 6 Runways Won't Save You Now" van Zanten
Jacob "32 Hull Loss Accidents with 1261 Total Fatalities" van Zanten
Jacob “Lower your tray, raise your tray, you'll die anyway” van Zanten
Jacob “I have more power than the air traffic control tower” van Zanten
Jacob "I Have the Power of God and Gaanime on my Side" van Zanten
Jacob “Break the Speed Barrier, Become a Corpse Carrier” van Zanten
Jacob "Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda, Pan Am Shoulda, Used More Rudder" van Zanten

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:55:59 No.1616881 Report

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You know, we forgot to discuss about the dating habits of our flight attendants so we could get it on the recorder, you know — in case we crash, the media will have some little juicy tidbit…
Ooooh, is that right?
Yeah, you know that Continental that crashed in Denver?
You know, they were talking about the dating habits of one of their flight attendants — we gotta leave something for our wives and children to listen to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OlBc_9Hdc4

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 10:23:06 No.1616886 Report

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>>1616881
>Look mommy, it's the tape that got daddy fired
Absolute classic.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 12:52:31 No.1616909 Report

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>>1616631
>>That is weird with no lights...
tragically underrated on here.
lol runway numbers who gives a fuck just take off dude.

>06:06:33.0 [Sound of impact]
>06:06:33.3 [Unintelligible exclamation]

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 15:28:46 No.1616947 Report

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>Oh...
>I GOT A HUNDRED FEET ON THE-
>...sheeeeeeeeit.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 16:41:08 No.1616978 Report

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>>1616631
>Hit the water hit the water HIT THE WATER!
I USED TO BE A RENEGADE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 18:09:03 No.1617015 Report

Quoted By: >>1617378

*RELIEF FIRST OFFICER puts ur plane into a 40-degree nose-down dive*

CAPTAIN: What is this? What is this? Did you shut down the engine? Get away in the engines. Shut the engines. Pull. Pull with me. Pull with me. Pull with me.
END OF RECORDING

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 22:43:14 No.1617082 Report

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>>1616418
>I’M THE PROBLEM

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 01:49:30 No.1617123 Report

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>>1616864
Fucking
King
Thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 03:07:00 No.1617168 Report

Quoted By: >>1617169

Autist humor is so bad

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 03:08:25 No.1617169 Report

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>>1617168
Get out Pan Am Fucking Shit

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 17:30:39 No.1617378 Report

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>>1617015
Reminder that the Egyptian government still claims this as a flap malfunction not pilot suicide.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 18:44:13 No.1617404 Report

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>>1617378
>My will is in god

Kek

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 20:05:58 No.1617427 Report

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>Shut up, gringo!
Avianca Flight 011

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Anonymous Thu 04 Mar 2021 23:42:32 No.1617897 Report

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>No, this is the approach the the godamned left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1G31Ik2no

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Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:41:59 No.1617916 Report

Quoted By: >>1628081 >>1630287

Nothing will ever top US Bangla 211
https://www.tailstrike.com/120318.html
>PIC: 0715:33.5 (Paraphrased and shortened from transcript) Lamia was the worst trained in US-Bangla, now in Biman Bangladesh talks ill of US- Bangla instructors including me. They said we f—ed in the cockpit. Lamia is not even worth approaching, she is ugly, fat with obnoxious appearance…what the f–k is she, the beauty queen of the world? My wife is far more beautiful, I don’t need Lamia. If I intend to buy sex, I can do that with 100 dollars. Because of the mother f—er Lamia, only Lamia, I decided to resign. She talks big, what she knows about flying … if this impression goes to my wife and imagine if you were my wife, if you learn that your husband is fooling with another girl, how would you feel?
>FO: 0715:33.5 Oh no, oh my God.
>PIC: 0717:40.5 That f—er, that son of a gun, bitch, she asked to fly 100 hours with me. With no intention that she has big boobs nor she would do sex with me. If I want to f–k her, I can f–k her in the hotel. And you know that your friend is f—ing too horny. She has a… she does sex with 6-7 guys I know. You note it, she is not a virgin … So, your friend Lamia is a prostitute. (Bangla)
>FO: 0720:46.5 Sir, shouldn’t I switch on the radar?
>PIC: 0804:52.5 That f—er Lamia, she made me… look at my f—ing eyes… weeping … crying… where did I do mistake (crying)? I take the blame and resigned. What is my next source of income? At least look at me f—er (crying and blowing nose) Do I need to cry like this?
> FO: No, no Sir.
it goes on like this.

the plane eventually lands as in webm related.

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Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 23:54:11 No.1618276 Report

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>>1616864
>Jacob “They expect all of us in the wreckage brother” van Zanten

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Anonymous Sat 06 Mar 2021 07:34:13 No.1618374 Report

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>>1616651
Is that about a mutt kid with shotgun? Because that video fucked my brain a bit

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Anonymous Sat 06 Mar 2021 08:29:44 No.1618389 Report

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>Well, there goes my career

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Anonymous Sat 06 Mar 2021 11:09:08 No.1618422 Report

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>>1616418
No one ever talks about the recording from the Pam Am.
>"Son of a bitch is coming"
>"Get off! Get off!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Mar 2021 11:26:10 No.1618424 Report

Quoted By: >>1618445

>>1618422
/n/ still thinks gaan is funny? Stop beating a dead horse holy fuck

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Anonymous Sat 06 Mar 2021 13:17:24 No.1618445 Report

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>>1618424
What do you expect? /n/ is full of autists. Autists don't appreciate change. Once they latch on to a joke they will repeat it forever, because that's their comfort zone.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Mar 2021 16:06:45 No.1618517 Report

Quoted By: >>1618768 >>1629011

The undisputed GOAT

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Anonymous Sun 07 Mar 2021 09:48:20 No.1618768 Report

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>>1618517
I'd have to agree.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Mar 2021 12:37:44 No.1618798 Report

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>>1616864
>causing grief at tenerife
help mijn zijdes

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Anonymous Sun 07 Mar 2021 16:23:22 No.1618879 Report

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>>1616864
>Jacob "Killed More Men Than A DC-10" van Zanten
>Jacob "Outta My Way Pan Am Fucking Shits" van Zanten
>Jacob “They expect all of us in the wreckage brother” van Zanten

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:19:18 No.1619235 Report

Quoted By: >>1619241

>>1616631
Where is this from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:33:08 No.1619241 Report

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>>1619235
A couple I can name are Comair 3272, the Atlas Air crash from a few years back, Western Airlines 2605, the Jane Dornacker traffic copter tragedy, Air Florida 90, PSA 182, Air France 447, American 587, and Pulkovo 612

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:45:21 No.1619245 Report

Quoted By: >>1619264 >>1619491

>>1616418
Verdammt Andreas mach die Tür auf

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:33:36 No.1619264 Report

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>>1619245

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Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 09:12:29 No.1619491 Report

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>>1619245
>>1619264
https://youtube.com/watch?v=510A3LKgfLU
no subtitles unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 11:17:25 No.1619507 Report

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>>1619264
Surprised by the quality of the Airbus, nice drawing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 14:13:00 No.1619527 Report

Quoted By: >>1620486 >>1620549

[laughter] You want to be particular and make it a runway, huh?

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Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 15:55:13 No.1619547 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 18:35:41 No.1620359 Report

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>>1616864
>Jacob "Contact Departure Head-On" van Zanten
>Jacob "Contact Ground at 118.1mph" van Zanten
>Jacob "It's My Runway or the Dieway" van Zanten
>Jacob "50, 40, 30, 20, 10, Bye Retard" van Zanten

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Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 23:16:59 No.1620460 Report

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Pic rel: replacement signal. Allows train to proceed despite nearly everything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Mar 2021 23:35:12 No.1620467 Report

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>no "Oh the humanity!"
I shiggy diggy.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 00:07:40 No.1620486 Report

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>>1619527
>UAL 232
Those guys are legitimately heroes. Sully doesn't have shit on them.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 02:55:53 No.1620549 Report

Quoted By: >>1620639 >>1620708

>>1620486
>>1619527
>Whatever you do, keep us away from the city.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 12:04:00 No.1620639 Report

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>>1620549
Wait how did they turn left nearly 180 degrees near the end there

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Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 15:52:06 No.1620708 Report

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>>1620549
6.00 'left! left! left! left! left!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8TwUJdUOeo

Video at the end, how the fuck anybody walked out of this I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Mar 2021 15:56:17 No.1620709 Report

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>>1620708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DImcfZ5_o1M
Subtitles on CVR on this one.
'unlock that fucking door!'

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Anonymous Sat 13 Mar 2021 01:01:13 No.1620925 Report

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>>1616418
>Vada a bordo, cazzo

this

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 08:25:47 No.1621517 Report

Quoted By: >>1621560

>>1616463
The we gaan meme might be one of the unfunniest 4chan memes

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 11:39:46 No.1621560 Report

Quoted By: >>1621641

>>1621517
Maybe you should stop being a Pan Am fucking shit or gaan yourself.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 14:27:00 No.1621641 Report

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>>1621560
Maybe you should stop beating a dead horse like a filthy redditor.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Mar 2021 14:30:22 No.1621644 Report

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>>1621641
Gaan yourself my man

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 11:42:44 No.1623927 Report

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>>1616418
We gaan, no contest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 04:13:14 No.1624986 Report

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>>1616864
>Jacob "50, 40, 30, 20, 10, Bye Retard" van Zanten
I'm literally crying anon. Bravo.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 07:58:11 No.1627682 Report

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>>1616864
>Jacob “KLM Mayhem” van Zanten
>Jacob "Gaan in 60 Seconds" van Zanten
>Jacob “They expect all of us in the wreckage brother” van Zanten

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 01:04:08 No.1628081 Report

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>>1617916
Holy shit how are these retards allowed to fly

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 04:03:17 No.1628162 Report

Quoted By: >>1630289

>be captain on Varig 254
>enter wrong heading before takeoff (put 270 instead o 27)
>fly for hours and find yourself in middle of jungle with no fuel left and nowhere to land
>"err ladies and gentlemen, yadda yadda problems with our compass"
>"Thank you all and I wish you a happy ending"

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Anonymous Sat 27 Mar 2021 11:34:55 No.1628986 Report

Quoted By: >>1629013 >>1630264

"Captain Collins : "Actually, these conditions, don't look very good at all, do they" ?
First Officer Mulgrew: "No they don't "
Air NZ 901.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Mar 2021 12:09:25 No.1628997 Report

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God I hope one day I will be able to move back to yurope so I never have to take another winged cage ever again.
There is no transportation that I hate more than fucking planes, and the sad part is I've been forced by bitch whore life to fly more than probably 99% of people on earth.

All I want to do is ride a comfy bike and take trains everywhere.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Mar 2021 12:49:38 No.1629011 Report

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>>1618517
OH THE HUMANITY

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Anonymous Sat 27 Mar 2021 12:51:01 No.1629013 Report

Quoted By: >>1629022

>>1628986
This was nasty I read the rescue workers could smell all the bodies and birds tried to eat them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Mar 2021 13:06:57 No.1629022 Report

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>>1629013
All their clothes and gloves were also covered in burnt human fat, and they ran out of cigarettes and ended up getting drunk on the alcohol they salvaged from the wreck to cope with being stranded on a mountain and picking up bite-size pieces of human all day.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Mar 2021 18:29:46 No.1629873 Report

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>>1616418
>chaotic evil:
we gaan
>chaotic good:
vada a bordo cazzo

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Anonymous Mon 29 Mar 2021 10:22:09 No.1630264 Report

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>>1628986
Skua , Erebus , 1979 :
" Kiwis taste like fush n cheeps."

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Anonymous Mon 29 Mar 2021 11:30:18 No.1630278 Report

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Lets roll.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Mar 2021 12:25:25 No.1630287 Report

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>>1617916
jesus christ

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Anonymous Mon 29 Mar 2021 12:27:17 No.1630289 Report

Quoted By: >>1630321

>>1628162
metric vs imperial strikes again

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Anonymous Mon 29 Mar 2021 14:13:59 No.1630321 Report

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>>1630289
How is that metric vs imperial?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Mar 2021 14:19:11 No.1630325 Report

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>>1616864
How the fuck can almost anyone mention his name incorrectly? The full surname is Veldhuyzen van Zanten, not just van Zanten.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Mar 2021 02:19:14 No.1630625 Report

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>i'll tell you what we gaan
>we gaan what you fucking deserve!

what did he mean by this?

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