I cannot express how much I hate these things, not judging you, but I'm looking for something just like it.

see I want a seat cover that adds friction or fabric tightly over it. I've always hated how slippery seats are, but gel is just too much.

at this moment I'm thinking about wrapping a sock around my seat and tying it taught down

>friction
>discomfort
>balls on fire

do not give a damn.

serious question also, why don't bike seats ever offer something that comes up behind like a lip you can push back on without sliding your ass off the saddle? it doesn't have to change the size of the seat. would make biking way more comfortable.