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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 06:48:19 No.1622855 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1622860

What kind of qualifications do you need to captain a 114,000 ton, 3700 passenger cruise ship? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 07:24:39 No.1622860 Report

Quoted By: >>1622945

>>1622855
Good looking and charismatic is enough. Honeslty speaking Pajiet would do all the work for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 12:03:15 No.1622936 Report

Quoted By: >>1622945

Damage two cruise ships and somehow get into the position through sideways mobility. Vada a bordo, cazzo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 12:41:51 No.1622944 Report

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Remember, the passengers always go down with their ship

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 12:45:54 No.1622945 Report

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>>1622860
>>1622936
>Good looking and charismatic is enough
>Damage two cruise ships and somehow get into the position through sideways mobility
those only work if you are a chaditalian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:16:13 No.1623034 Report

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How much qualification do you need to run a country?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:46:38 No.1623061 Report

Quoted By: >>1623063

I knew a guy who operated such a cruise ship. Here was his resume.
>Strengths:
>Easily distracted with cheating on my wife at the helm
>Good at going too fast into port
>No idea about shallow rocks when doing a sail-by salute
>Extremely proficient at denying the gravity of the situation
>Will not vada a bordo

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:50:50 No.1623063 Report

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>>1623061
I'm looking at a career move. I think I'll update my resume with some of those skills

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