>>1626714I slap her off of the comically tall bike, it's easy to do because she's so high up that she has no way to steady herself mid-fall until it's too late. As she lies there, half-crushed under the incredible weight of that stupid front wheel, I go on a /n/onsense tirade about why her bike's retarded and why she should have either bought an 80s road bike or a 90s MTB. I give the other chick and her cruiser a threatening look, then do a 360 and walk away
