You’ll eat the bugs you’ll ride in the pod to your slave job and return in your pod to your pod and ..... wait a minute. What if I told you there is another way? RETURN TO HORSE
pros
Best buds for life
Free to operate except for some minor hoof upkeep, bathing, it literally eats grass off the ground
Women can’t resist a man demonstrating command over nature by riding a horse
Illegal parking? Tickets? Getting pulled over ? Hah mounted police will tip their hats to you
Cons
Cucks seeth when they see you gallop down the street
Dropping shits around wherever you please
Your Telepathic connection indicates when Horse horse should bite people
LOUD
Horse might reproduce then you’ll have too many horses


Take the horse pill anon. Return to horse