>>1672918Gigachad superstar pilot of KLM decides that the tower controller at the shit tier Spanish airport can go fuck himself, says “we gaan” and takes off without permission or verifying that the runway is clear of backtaxiing Pan Am fucking shits, rams his fully-fuelled jet straight into the Pan Am at full speed, killing everyone on board the KLM and 80% of the Pan Am’s people, flies eternal shiny and gaan into aviation history with the unbeaten high score of 583 victims.
Nobody fucks with Jacob “Gaan in 60 Seconds” van Zanten. Up until that fateful day, he commanded the airspace. Controllers kneeled to him. He didn’t fly the Victors or file flight plans, he flew however, whenever, and wherever he fucking wanted. He had stewardesses bouncing on his cock while he flew, and his flawless smile graced the pages of the in-flight magazines. He and Skyking sit on the aviation heaven thrones while the scared cunt who prayed in the Pan Am cockpit is finally kneeling to his superior and begging not to be sent straight down to hell with every DC-10 that ever flew.
