Guys. Guys. I saw boobs and butt today. I rode my bicycle out to this tiny county beach. I get there just as this tandem kayak is landing on the beach. 30 something guy and mid 20s girl. Girl is tall, thin, fit, long hair, attractive.

Guy hikes up the hill and retrieves his vehicle and drives it down to the beach. Girl then starts stripping out of her kayak suit right there in front of the jeep, in full view of everyone. There were some old people 15 feet away, a family with children 50 feet away, and she wasn't even trying to hide behind the vehicle or anything. She didn't care one bit. She got completely buck ass naked and put on a shirt and black thong and a skirt and started loading gear into their vehicle like this is a totally normal thing to do. Imagine having that kind of casual aloof body confidence.

I wasn't hiding in a bush with groucho marx glasses, I was maybe 60 feet away wearing my high vis cycling shirt.

I saw boobs and butt today.