Can one Thanos-snap themselves?
>>1682463https://i.4cdn.org/n/1626388253675.gifYes they can.
Roadies do this shit all the time, it's fucking dangerous as hell. I'm going past a dude and his head is straight down, not looking up at all.
>Eyes UP!Airpods in, blasting Melissa Ehtheridge.
>it's a dude, I think.Blows the red light.
Broke wheel the other day, changed to a backup wheel that has a different rear gear, which changed wheel base(single speed) so getting used to the shorter wheel base I've fucked up on tight corners. Ended up in the bushes last week laughed the whole time as I saw it unfold and was like, fuck it. Good excuse to take a break and get my head out of my ass.
Left pedal I didn't grease started creaking, welp, I'll just do it when I get home. Two miles from home come to a stop light. Light turns green, get on the third pump, left pedal gives way, pedal hits ground and bounces to the right, flay left leg ~9". Crank has broken.
>WITNESSS!!!try to counter end up over the right side of bike, right foot/pedal hits the ground which throws me back over the bike to the left. Holding on handle bars because
> that's what BMX'rs do.Handlebar grip gets caught on shirt as I'm chest to handlebar now. Cranked to the left I look and see driver in car next to me wide eyed. Back wheel is coming up.
>Odinfather Oh Shit.gifRipe the handle bars right, break shirt free, ripping it, handle bars feel funny for a moment, I bent it.
Still holding on.
Bang left knee to ground and kick with right leg bike away while still holding onto handle bars and upright front wheel.
>busy intersectionFuck this, get up, pickup broke pedal and chuck it to the corner, chuck bike into bushes,
Roadie behind me and doesn't say shit
Sit down on sidewalk.
>why is my leg slick?Pull belt off and wrap it around thigh just in case.
Call bro.
>I'm fucked up and bleeding, come get me.Laugh at self and wave at nosey drivers with dripping blood covered hand.
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