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>buy $350 bike at dicks sporting goods
>no helmet
>bluetooth speaker bumping a fifth of beethoven
>ignore all traffic laws, while giving pedestrians and cars the right of way
>try to bike up all hills in highest gear
>pop shirt off when passing babes
>stand up, arms out like wings, and fly down all hills
>bells are gay, just shout
>race cars at stop signs
>dance in the saddle and make milfs smile
>never break stride, pass in the grass or street if needed
I've been called douchy for all of this but I don't give a fuck and neither do the milfs
What do you guys do?
>buy $350 bike at dicks sporting goods
>no helmet
>bluetooth speaker bumping a fifth of beethoven
>ignore all traffic laws, while giving pedestrians and cars the right of way
>try to bike up all hills in highest gear
>pop shirt off when passing babes
>stand up, arms out like wings, and fly down all hills
>bells are gay, just shout
>race cars at stop signs
>dance in the saddle and make milfs smile
>never break stride, pass in the grass or street if needed
I've been called douchy for all of this but I don't give a fuck and neither do the milfs
What do you guys do?
