Weekdays in roadie land: only ever see other roadies out, most of them seem to be on some kind of team, the bikes are all incredibly tasteful and obscure compared to mine, rarely pass anyone, 2 or 3 of them are so fast it seems almost impossible, their climbs are like my descents

Weekends in roadie land: all the slowpokes are out on their basic bitch TREK SPECIALIZED TREK SPECIALIZED bikes and RAPHA RAPHA RAPHA, I blow past 99% of them like they're standing still

What do I have to do to become to the weekday roadies the way I seem to the weekend casuals? Surely riding more isn't it, I ride a lot.