>>1702827I can "afford" one but I would rather use my money on fun things instead of a useless 5000 pound metal baby that takes up more energy than a large and energetic dog except doesn't get me chicks like a dog would (except extremely poor chicks from the projects who would be impressed by a working class status symbol like a car, and if I want one of those I can just buy $1000 sneakers and a gold iPhone instead)