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Hey /n/erds and freaks
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, freds who spend every second of their day looking at stupid bike pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any roadrash? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the used bike marketplace on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the high school cycling team, and domestique on my LBS group ride. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get every KOM, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me next to my EBIKE; Shit was SO cash). Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me right before my 3rd century today.