thinking about getting an E-scooter for going to work and shit, the catch is I live in Bongland

Heard a story from the next town over of a teen who had his confiscated (i.e. stolen by a policebong on a power trip). But my attitude to a situation like that is to leg it
>be teen a few years ago
>hanging round in a carpark up to no good
>see Security in distance
>Absolute hamplanet of a 4ft nothing security woman charging at us
>saggy tits and stomach waving all over the place
>me and the boys book it
>trying to run but can't stop laughing at the hamplanet trying her hardest to catch up to us
>make it out of there and go to a park
good times
So if policebong shouts "oi, you got a license?" Then just dip the fuck out of there