Ok let's try this again:

What is the least cringe entry level wheelset edition

-Zipp 303 that looks like tryhard douche fred shit
-Light Bicycle with really nice hubs but it might assplode and kill me and also it hates Taiwan
-Campy Shamal DB that isn't even the real USB hubs and has icky stickers
-Bonty Aeolus that sells to cops
-Enve Foundation with the cheapest hubs possible
-?????

Pic unrelated as I can't afford dura chad, I've got the money it would just look stupid on my mid-tier bike

Additional remarks:

-/pol/esmokers stay on your containment board
-No I don't want rim brakes
-No I don't want hambini's meme wheels with carbon fiber spokes
-Corona janny please stop deleting threads that aren't about what BSO is good