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I used to drive one a lot as a parks worker, sometimes as a snowplow or with a scoop but most often as a forklift in our outdoor materials yard, which they suck at—poor visibility and they tip forward easily.
On bad days I would fantasize about going full Killdozer, secretly armoring up then wreaking havoc and flipping cop cars until I went down in a hail of bullets. I also had this fantasy “Bobcat Wars” TV show where two teams would weaponize our Bobcats and then fight them against each other. I have a good announcer voice and would amuse my fellow workers—“Coming up next on Bobcat Wars! With less than three hours to go, Team Chaos still can’t decide whether to go with more frontal armor or install the flamethrowers …!”
