I will only ever drive Nordic cars.
Once I had a car with a broken seat-warmer which would heat up my ass til it felt like it was an open wound. I would not stop jerking off in that car, i would pull over to the side of the highway, turn on the seat-warmer, and keep going for heuers, non stop jerking, totally autopilot. This is why i prefer Nordic cars, especially the swedish. On cold days, I will step out on my porch, be greeted with a wave of minus-degree-airs, be reminded instantly of seat-warmer. Then i'll have to go inside, make myself a cup kakao, and prepare a heating-pad