why you should take horse pill anon and ditch (((bikes)))

1- faster than bicycles and more realiable
2-safer and easier to ride will stop automatically when sense danger
3- theft proof (mostly)
4-will protect you from road ragers by kicking them back to their shithole
5- will love you forever and become your best friend
6- respects other drivers and doesnt annoy them or hold line for them
7-very healthy for envornmemt since it produce fertilizers and stinky land mines for fraud cyclists who claim to be nature friend
8-will take you almost anyway and can go through any type of harsh surfaces with no problem
9- let you ride hand free if you need acess to your phone or weapon in case you are being attacked by butthurted jealous broke cyclists