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Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 03:34:05 No.1758664 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1758671 >>1758673 >>1758679 >>1758686 >>1758708 >>1758803 >>1758983 >>1760865 >>1760915 >>1761084 >>1763621 >>1763667 >>1767735 >>1768037 >>1770585 >>1770604

Well /n/ will you be buying the tesla e-bike???? You know Elon is 100x smarter than you right? You might as well throw your obsolete bikes in the trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 03:43:05 No.1758669 Report

Quoted By: >>1761209

What kind of a spoke wrench do I need for them things

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 03:48:50 No.1758671 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
If I wanted something with a motor I'd hop in my car

If I wanted something with an electric motor I'd shoot myself

If I wanted something with an electric motor that also looked like that I'd shoot everyone else too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 03:57:02 No.1758673 Report

Quoted By: >>1758676 >>1758678 >>1758721 >>1758811 >>1760947 >>1762935

>>1758664
How the fuck do you steer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 04:20:23 No.1758676 Report

Quoted By: >>1758677

>>1758673
purely by leaning like half of /n/ pretends they do because you DoN't AlWaYs CoUnTeRsTeEr

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 04:21:37 No.1758677 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758676
actually I think it's electronic steering. Look at the seam. Man what an over designed piece of this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 04:25:05 No.1758678 Report

Quoted By: >>1758685

>>1758673
its like the viks, a tragically stupid redesign of a bicycle for people who value style over their front teeth...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 04:30:17 No.1758679 Report

Quoted By: >>1760894

>>1758664
Are those... pneumatic shock absorber spokes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 05:13:20 No.1758685 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758678
The Viks isn't dysfunctional though, just pointless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 05:13:59 No.1758686 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
>E-bike with radar and autopilot
It's pointless. Just get an average e-bike and attach a rear-view mirror and pay attention while riding. Tesla is the designer bag of vehicles, only neckbeards actually care about anything they make.
Plus it looks stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 06:39:04 No.1758704 Report

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Oddly not unlike the bikes in The Giver. The dystopian communist Hell hole Americans are made to read in 7th grade after writing about what a Utopia would be like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 06:55:03 No.1758708 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
I'll get an e-bike when I'm old as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 07:59:49 No.1758721 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758673
There's room for movement on the handle bars but they don't seem to be directly attached to the forks. So they've obviously improved the bicycle by putting a steer by wire system in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 13:50:39 No.1758803 Report

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>>1758664
This seems like a troll. No need to reinvent the bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 14:04:11 No.1758811 Report

Quoted By: >>1761087 >>1761184 >>1761219 >>1762926 >>1770603

>>1758673
it's a self-riding bike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Feb 2022 19:27:51 No.1758983 Report

Quoted By: >>1760871

>>1758664
>tesla e-bike
No. But would buy their EUC for whatever money they would ask. I wish Elon would buy part of Ninebot which have made EUCs in the past and continue the legacy of Z10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 03:05:35 No.1760865 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
This is one of the worst concept bikes I've seen in the past 10 years, which is saying a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 03:11:41 No.1760871 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758983
you guys really need to stop being boomers about the z10. It has been abandoned and is ancient by todays standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 03:59:58 No.1760890 Report

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Waiting for a 70 hp 250 mile range tesla bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 04:10:48 No.1760894 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758679
Yes they work in tandem while supposedly the rim doesnt flex. Horrible idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 05:38:21 No.1760915 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
Elon is a scammer who is just trying to see what he can get away with at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:22:24 No.1760925 Report

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is this the new stock pump?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 07:57:50 No.1760947 Report

Quoted By: >>1763327

>>1758673
Just hope your bike doesn't run out of batteries or software gets some sort of bug mid ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 16:25:01 No.1761084 Report

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>>1758664
only if it includes a Flamethrower mount

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 16:40:43 No.1761087 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758811
>Treat the motorbike
>Like its a fucking dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 21:03:09 No.1761184 Report

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>>1758811
>come on, bikey, we're out of here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 21:38:31 No.1761209 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758669

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 21:59:04 No.1761219 Report

Quoted By: >>1762922

>>1758811
>hermes is real
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 21:12:38 No.1762922 Report

Quoted By:

>>1761219
But who was balance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 21:14:27 No.1762926 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758811
why is he holding his arms out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 21:40:54 No.1762935 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758673
that's the best part, you don't!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 21:52:59 No.1762938 Report

Quoted By: >>1763314

That bike isn't even related to Tesla, they've never made an official announcement, it's just a concept some hack designer thought up and decided to slap Tesla logos onto for no reason, and countless internet outlets went along with it without so much as double checking the source.

https://www.ontheroadtrends.com/tesla-future-bicycle/?lang=en

https://www.behance.net/kendalltoerner

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Feb 2022 04:31:21 No.1763314 Report

Quoted By:

>>1762938
I know, that's whats so great about this thread lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Feb 2022 05:11:32 No.1763327 Report

Quoted By:

>>1760947
That seems like hell for anyone who knows how to ride a bike and has been for a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Feb 2022 00:18:23 No.1763621 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
Like an e scooter but you look at the ground

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Feb 2022 01:43:26 No.1763655 Report

Quoted By: >>1763666

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Feb 2022 02:15:32 No.1763666 Report

Quoted By: >>1763758 >>1767683 >>1767734

>>1763655
Do you think cagies would still drive their cars everywhere if they had to have a dildo up their ass while they did it? I bet most would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Feb 2022 02:18:02 No.1763667 Report

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>>1758664
>Well /n/ will you be buying the tesla e-bike????
No. Not falling for same shit twice. First I bought a brandname e-scooter and it was garbage even worse than noname shit, and this is guaranteed to be a law cucked pressed rice shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Feb 2022 06:11:38 No.1763758 Report

Quoted By:

>>1763666
if anything I'd drive more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 15:51:57 No.1767683 Report

Quoted By:

>>1763666
I would start driving in this case

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 17:34:51 No.1767734 Report

Quoted By:

>>1763666
what model car is this and how much are they

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 17:35:08 No.1767735 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
how about the three-wheeled tilting ebike that Arcimoto just announced?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UuS8_cya-U

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 13:45:54 No.1768037 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
>proprietary everything, right down to the fucking spokes

The E-Bike market is cuckolded by techbros who all want to be the next Apple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Mar 2022 07:50:23 No.1770585 Report

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>>1758664
An over-engineered piece of garbage, similar to Apple electronics and Dyson home goods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Mar 2022 10:02:24 No.1770603 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758811
Imagine being gang stalked by autonomous motorbikes

THEY'RE IN MY WALLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Mar 2022 10:22:08 No.1770604 Report

Quoted By:

>>1758664
>Tesla
it could be the best E-bike in the world and cost 5 bucks and I still wouldn't buy it.

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