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Weather: max daytime highs in the high 70s summer, mid 40s winter, overnight lows never below freezing. Summer would be 1 month as a concession to the old and infirm, the rest of the year it would rarely get about lower 50s, that way the "omg it's too cold to bike" people would stay inside where they belong
Restaurant scene: all chain restaurants would be banned except ruth's chris because everyone needs a shitty chain restaurant to have clandestine romantic dinners where if you saw anyone you knew they wouldn't tell a soul because then they'd have to explain why they were at a carnist practical joke franchise
People: I'd say what kind of people I wouldn't have, but last time I said this in response to a question like this I got a 3 day ban so let's just say not the kind of people who might ask to speak to the manager because the vindaloo was "too spicy" and you can use your imagination. But as to houses of worship no forms of christianity would be permitted other than roman catholicism, any other form of christianity would be permitted to be exercised as a final form of entertainment before being fed to lions.
Amenities: every neighborhood would have something like a cross between a singapore hawker centre and the marche des enfants rouges but at the discretion of the local community board (whose extensive powers would consist of things like limiting building hights to max 6 stories, blocking anything supported by YIMBYs, blocking bike lanes, and ensuring that white libertarian ancap types would be required to pay at least 300% the median rent because they suck) it could have a specified gastronomic theme based on food traditions of the global south
Wine bars would be the only kind of bars allowed but they wouldn't be permitted to serve wines from anywhere except france, spain, portugal, germany, italy, austria, hungary, slovenia, croatia, greece, georgia, lebanon, chile, and select parts of the united states (california, oregon, and long island would be banne
