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>Jamiroquaineesha the FA™ finally shows
>Look at watch, and calculus says 2 min before report time
>mah spidey senses
>#ChiefPilotPhoneCallInMyFuture
>Questionable van driver reeks of cigarettes and overly glassy eyes
>Yeets my bag with my laptop
>Continues serial yeeting of said van as I fumble for my seatbelt
>#Who'sMyLifeInsuranceBeneficiary?
>FA makes phone call at o dark thirty
>"I DON'T CARE IF HE JUST OUTTA PRISON IMMA SEND HIM BACK IF HE DON'T PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT"
>FO strangely not VLOGing this on the insta story
>#interesting #crewlife #prisonchatline
>Arrive at Meth City Bumfuck County Regional Airport
>FA asks for change for van driver tip
>Sorry honey UND got to me first
>"you pilots are just so cheap"
>Glassed over eyes and questionable fitted sweats everywhere
>ThisisAmerica_ChildishGambino.mp3
>Morbidly obese TSA agent examining my Crew ID like it's going for auction at Christie's
>Metal detector more sensitive than Fort Knox
>"Sir we need to further search this bag"
>Zuckerberg's wet dream made it thru and is back to another insta story
>OOOOOO a Honor System Keurig Coffee Maker
>JewHandsRubbing.jpeg
>Look at watch, and calculus says 2 min before report time
>mah spidey senses
>#ChiefPilotPhoneCallInMyFuture
>Questionable van driver reeks of cigarettes and overly glassy eyes
>Yeets my bag with my laptop
>Continues serial yeeting of said van as I fumble for my seatbelt
>#Who'sMyLifeInsuranceBeneficiary?
>FA makes phone call at o dark thirty
>"I DON'T CARE IF HE JUST OUTTA PRISON IMMA SEND HIM BACK IF HE DON'T PAY HIS CHILD SUPPORT"
>FO strangely not VLOGing this on the insta story
>#interesting #crewlife #prisonchatline
>Arrive at Meth City Bumfuck County Regional Airport
>FA asks for change for van driver tip
>Sorry honey UND got to me first
>"you pilots are just so cheap"
>Glassed over eyes and questionable fitted sweats everywhere
>ThisisAmerica_ChildishGambino.mp3
>Morbidly obese TSA agent examining my Crew ID like it's going for auction at Christie's
>Metal detector more sensitive than Fort Knox
>"Sir we need to further search this bag"
>Zuckerberg's wet dream made it thru and is back to another insta story
>OOOOOO a Honor System Keurig Coffee Maker
>JewHandsRubbing.jpeg
