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>arrive at gate
>hi good morn.. "are you ready to board"
>gate agent is a cross between a marine staff Sargeant and an auchwitz officer
>disgonbegood
>"we need a few min to do safety checks"
>FA seething
>"THAT BITCH CAN WAIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF WE LATE"
>GPU as reliable as Yeezys emotional state
>ElectricalReset incominggggg
>"Maintenance this is jorge.."
>'WE CAN'T BOARD WHERE IS MY HOT JUG'
>MX write up pt. 2 electric boogaloo
>"THESE PAX BETTER NOT ACT UP THIS MORNING IMMA NOT TAKE SHIT"
>Gate agent about to have a schizo episode as we are boarding 5 passengers 20 min before departure
>TotallyASustainableBusinessModel.jpeg
>check facebook
>another CA on first trip out of OE "hi everyone it's my last trip! I'm off to United"
>hi good morn.. "are you ready to board"
>gate agent is a cross between a marine staff Sargeant and an auchwitz officer
>disgonbegood
>"we need a few min to do safety checks"
>FA seething
>"THAT BITCH CAN WAIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF WE LATE"
>GPU as reliable as Yeezys emotional state
>ElectricalReset incominggggg
>"Maintenance this is jorge.."
>'WE CAN'T BOARD WHERE IS MY HOT JUG'
>MX write up pt. 2 electric boogaloo
>"THESE PAX BETTER NOT ACT UP THIS MORNING IMMA NOT TAKE SHIT"
>Gate agent about to have a schizo episode as we are boarding 5 passengers 20 min before departure
>TotallyASustainableBusinessModel.jpeg
>check facebook
>another CA on first trip out of OE "hi everyone it's my last trip! I'm off to United"
