Oh fellow autists of /n/, confess your sins to me and I shall free you of your pain.

I'll begin:
>I haven't payed for public transport in about two years now
I ride the train to and from uni each weekday and the line I run on does not have any gates or ticket inspectors. As a student the monthly pass is quite the chunk of my monthly income so it's not like I would pay anyway.

What nasty /n/ related things have you been up to?