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>be me
>riding bike to my school as usual
>some guy ive never seen before cuts out in front of me right in front of my path
>i bike up next to him
>solid 450 pound fucktard, looks like he is about to die
"I swear buddy, I can't handle this. Do you do this often?"
>autismengage.exe
"I-Uh-I- Yeah sometimes. You don't look like you do."
>fat retard stares at me with the glare of death himself
>im a scrawny kid and this guy is like easily 30 minimum
>quickly begin to pedal away as his fat sack of shit tries to catch up to no avail
>mfw i see him the next day
>mfw he tries to chase after me every day now
>mfw he is actually beginning to lose weight
>mfw i might be fucked soon