>society invents playground for children to play on
>society invents car for parents to move children around
>parents have car, so they can move far away from playground
>no place to park at the playground, and they've moved too far away from it; parents build swingset in fenced backyard instead of playground
>children grow bored of swingset because no other children to play with on it
>children go inside and play fortnite instead, because at least there are other children on it
>parents are fine with this, because no other children get to play on THEIR swingset, no one else has to share THEIR car, no one is close enough to be heard in THEIR house
>and if children are playing fortnite, there's no risk any
of them will kiss anyone, or fall off of anything, or get punched in the mouth, or develop friendships with anyone the parents don't approve of
How has this "automobile" bullshit lasted for more than one generation? Boomers raised millenials like that, and now millenials are raising their kids like this. It's so manifestly retarded you'd think people would realize right away. But our whole fucking society is shitcanned daily by this invention.