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The globohomo fears the DUImobile Warrior.
>no registration, insurance, or licensing like a car
>not limited by stamina like a normal bicycle (though I pedal to improve my cardio), can go anywhere, 200MPG means I can even use store-bought ethanol to run it
>no range limitation like an electric bicycle, no software espionage botnet, only HARDware like my penis
>completely untraceable, bought it for 400 bucks in cash on Craigslist, didn't leave name
>can be near-silent with a good muffler, just stuff some steel wool in there
>MOG e-bikes, normal bikes, cars, and motorcycles (who have to pay insurance like cucks, and cannot go on trails)
>tuned 4 stroke and 200MPG means I pollute the environment less over 10 years than it pollutes to make a single e-bike
>no registration, insurance, or licensing like a car
>not limited by stamina like a normal bicycle (though I pedal to improve my cardio), can go anywhere, 200MPG means I can even use store-bought ethanol to run it
>no range limitation like an electric bicycle, no software espionage botnet, only HARDware like my penis
>completely untraceable, bought it for 400 bucks in cash on Craigslist, didn't leave name
>can be near-silent with a good muffler, just stuff some steel wool in there
>MOG e-bikes, normal bikes, cars, and motorcycles (who have to pay insurance like cucks, and cannot go on trails)
>tuned 4 stroke and 200MPG means I pollute the environment less over 10 years than it pollutes to make a single e-bike
