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Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 00:26:57 No.1809907 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1809910 >>1810025 >>1810189 >>1810218 >>1810266 >>1810884 >>1810887 >>1811178 >>1811363 >>1811368

How do you pee while riding? I tried doing this the other day and almost ate shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 00:28:58 No.1809909 Report

Quoted By: >>1809912

I stop and pee, it's not a race

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 00:35:00 No.1809910 Report

Quoted By: >>1809915

>>1809907
you need a buddy to hold it for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 00:45:10 No.1809912 Report

Quoted By: >>1809918

>>1809909
It was in a race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 00:50:38 No.1809915 Report

Quoted By: >>1809972

>>1809910
my dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 00:57:12 No.1809918 Report

Quoted By:

>>1809912
Piss on yourself if you can't manage the technique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 03:24:02 No.1809952 Report

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I piss in my own mouth to give me energy. Nature's redbull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 04:18:23 No.1809972 Report

Quoted By: >>1809984 >>1810189 >>1811363 >>1811368

>>1809915
You can do it either way with a buddy: he either stabilizes you by holding the bike and you direct your dick and piss stream, OR, you stay gripped to the handle bars and your buddy pulls your dick out and directs your stream away from you. Teamwork!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 05:33:30 No.1809984 Report

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>>1809972

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 09:19:09 No.1810025 Report

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>>1809907
Stand up on your pedals and pee at the ground. While you arch over, holding the handlebars.
I recommend you pee at blind corners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 19:45:24 No.1810189 Report

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>>1809907
>>1809972
damn, it makes so much sense; piss would clean the grease/lubricant off the chains... hell it might even corrode the cassette right there and then if they are warm enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 21:16:03 No.1810218 Report

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>>1809907
Cant you just fucking stop 2 minutes you disgusting piece of trash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 21:47:59 No.1810230 Report

Quoted By: >>1810237

Take the catheter pill you don’t even need to think about it pee just dribbles out as you ride along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 22:13:54 No.1810237 Report

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>>1810230
sounds kinda hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jun 2022 22:17:34 No.1810240 Report

Quoted By: >>1810579

you dont
your body will absorb it eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jun 2022 00:00:55 No.1810266 Report

Quoted By: >>1810575 >>1811185 >>1811484

>>1809907
>dick tucked under asshole like a drag queen
> unzip special hole
> force piss out due strength from kegels
> high pressure release boosts me forward going faster
> i can also shit at the same time if needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jun 2022 00:57:49 No.1810281 Report

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>legs on handlebars for control
>piss up into the air
>catch it in my mouth to rehydrate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jun 2022 17:41:33 No.1810575 Report

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>>1810266
bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jun 2022 17:46:43 No.1810579 Report

Quoted By: >>1812839

>>1810240
That's not how bladders work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 12:08:09 No.1810884 Report

Quoted By:

>>1809907
Just hold it, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jun 2022 12:16:35 No.1810887 Report

Quoted By:

>>1809907
Ride nude and you never have to worry about how you’ll pull your pants down. Just go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 00:25:44 No.1811178 Report

Quoted By: >>1811182 >>1812144

>>1809907
All the fluids leave my body through the sweat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 00:29:53 No.1811182 Report

Quoted By: >>1811361

>>1811178
If this is true you're probably not drinking enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 00:32:15 No.1811185 Report

Quoted By:

>>1810266
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 10:06:59 No.1811361 Report

Quoted By:

>>1811182
last time i did 100 kms i must have drank like 3 litres of water but only pissed once during the ride and when i got back my pee was still very yellow and smelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 10:08:43 No.1811363 Report

Quoted By: >>1811364 >>1811448

>>1809972
>>1809907
GCN is pushing golden showers now?? god what sick shit will they brainwash us into next!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 10:21:52 No.1811364 Report

Quoted By: >>1811370

>>1811363
It’s disgusting that GCN is making us imagine Manon peeing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 10:31:57 No.1811368 Report

Quoted By: >>1812835

>>1809907
>>1809972
Why don't you just go in your pants? No need to whip it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 11:13:48 No.1811370 Report

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>>1811364
>as a woman this next advice is MOSTLY for women
>as a woman did you know menstrual blood makes for an excellent post ride refreshment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 15:00:02 No.1811448 Report

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>>1811363
who said anything about GCN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Jun 2022 16:47:19 No.1811484 Report

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>>1810266
>disqualified for using water jet engine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2022 03:10:17 No.1811718 Report

Quoted By: >>1812840

Dune suit recycles urine and other precious fluids efficiently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2022 06:53:52 No.1812144 Report

Quoted By: >>1813483

>>1811178
Even shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jun 2022 22:30:28 No.1812835 Report

Quoted By: >>1812852

>>1811368
This. Runners do it all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jun 2022 22:55:13 No.1812839 Report

Quoted By:

>>1810579
Not with that attitude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jun 2022 22:56:22 No.1812840 Report

Quoted By:

>>1811718
Stilpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jun 2022 23:51:14 No.1812852 Report

Quoted By:

>>1812835
How about if I need to shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2022 13:22:45 No.1813483 Report

Quoted By:

>>1812144
Even shit.

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