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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 02:43:45 No.1822252 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1822253 >>1822266 >>1822422 >>1822425 >>1822455 >>1822456 >>1822462 >>1822499 >>1822501 >>1822503 >>1822794 >>1822807 >>1822834 >>1823909 >>1824485

>Board aircraft for long-haul flight
>Look in cockpit
>See this
what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 02:46:28 No.1822253 Report

Quoted By: >>1822285 >>1822831

>>1822252
Oyakodon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 02:50:47 No.1822255 Report

Quoted By: >>1822456

Yeah, this guy looks more competent and manly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 03:37:19 No.1822266 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
>regional jet cockpit
>long haul

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 03:41:30 No.1822268 Report

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>mfw I turn 360 degrees and jump off the plane

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 04:15:17 No.1822285 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822253
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 04:46:04 No.1822306 Report

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I wonder what the going rate is for dead passengers per pilot, split along gender lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 10:37:25 No.1822406 Report

Quoted By: >>1823971

Ask myself why the fuck the cockpit door is even open

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 11:53:16 No.1822422 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
Nakadashi FO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 11:57:10 No.1822425 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
left side: no sunscreen
right side: broad spectrum SPF30 every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 13:35:36 No.1822455 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
A mother daughter eeehhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 13:36:42 No.1822456 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822255
>>1822252
Tell them to say weeee ggaaaannn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 14:06:07 No.1822462 Report

Quoted By: >>1822822 >>1823103

>>1822252
>what do?

Take my seat, put in headphones, relax. Maybe even sleep a little and dream about the cutie on the right :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 16:03:50 No.1822499 Report

Quoted By: >>1822727 >>1822822 >>1823103

>>1822252
Right one is gorgeous desu, ask for her number.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 16:08:16 No.1822501 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
Imagine being in a survivable emergency with two woman pilots in charge

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 16:12:53 No.1822503 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
>Board aircraft for long-haul flight
>Picture of a CRJ cockpit
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2022 23:09:30 No.1822727 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822499
Left is her mom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 02:59:13 No.1822794 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
Y-you too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 03:25:42 No.1822807 Report

Quoted By: >>1822831

>>1822252
I realize my mistake and return to the gate to look for my long haul flight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 04:04:43 No.1822822 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822462
>>1822499
>chose the wrong one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 04:38:28 No.1822831 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822253
The goal.

>>1822807
The actual answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 04:56:06 No.1822834 Report

Quoted By: >>1822885

>>1822252
Remind them that the reason there's a fucking lock on the cockpit door is to keep psycho's like me from gaining entry into the cockpit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 09:00:34 No.1822885 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822834
I know one thing and I know I can't stall

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 18:40:00 No.1823064 Report

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>knock them both the fuck out
>grab the PA intercom
>”ladies and gentlemen this is your pilot speaking, we unfortunately had two kitchen hands break into the cockpit but they have been subdued before they could doom you all. in order to prevent unnecessary deaths at their hands, we will be gaaning immediately.”
>entire cabin claps as I taxi onto the runway without permission and ram straight into a fully loaded dreamliner
>everyone is dead but thank van zanten it wasn’t because of a woman moment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 19:08:00 No.1823072 Report

Quoted By: >>1823096 >>1823103 >>1823217

Fall in love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 20:13:38 No.1823096 Report

Quoted By: >>1823118 >>1823236 >>1823245

>>1823072
got a bit of a belly there, low standards much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 20:37:25 No.1823103 Report

Quoted By: >>1823118 >>1823236 >>1823283

>>1822462
>>1822499
>>1823072
that's a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 21:12:14 No.1823118 Report

Quoted By: >>1823126 >>1823169

>>1823096
virgin detected
>>1823103
rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2022 21:39:39 No.1823126 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823118
projection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 00:50:33 No.1823169 Report

Quoted By: >>1823183

>>1823118
Does it really count as losing your v card if all (you) do is shag 2s?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 01:33:46 No.1823183 Report

Quoted By: >>1823191 >>1823195

>>1823169
The woman on the right is not a 2. Thanks for further confirming your celibacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 01:48:48 No.1823191 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823183
>woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 01:51:39 No.1823195 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823183
I hope she sees this bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 03:48:00 No.1823217 Report

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>>1823072
my flight instructor looked kind of like this. I hope she's doing good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 04:57:23 No.1823236 Report

Quoted By: >>1823404

>>1823096
>>1823103
she's a qt. have sex, incel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 05:15:32 No.1823245 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823096
Yeah I'd fuck her

Fuck her right in the pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 08:17:59 No.1823283 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823103
Thanks bro, you have good taste as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 17:24:32 No.1823400 Report

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i cackle and thrash my heads around then level the airport with my gravity beams

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 17:31:03 No.1823404 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823236
>incel
>have sex
anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 18:46:32 No.1823423 Report

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Those hot Skywest FO only last 3 weeks before getting picked up at the big 3. If some rotten bitch like the captain is still at a regional all this time you just know she burned just about every bridge in the industry and is probably a mega count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jul 2022 20:26:53 No.1823455 Report

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>be equality hires
>can’t even raise landing gear
>can’t even follow a basic checklist
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4739838/amp/Air-India-pilots-forget-raise-landing-gear.html

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 18:21:03 No.1823909 Report

Quoted By: >>1823938

>>1822252
>yo dawg, we heard you like cockpits, so we added two more cockpits to your cockpit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 19:47:44 No.1823938 Report

Quoted By:

>>1823909
well played

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 21:10:37 No.1823971 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822406
The cockpit door is open when you board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2022 02:38:06 No.1824092 Report

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uhh, anon, that can't be a long haul flight, that's a CRJ cockpit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2022 23:28:59 No.1824485 Report

Quoted By:

>>1822252
hope they get off their high horse for 15 fucking seconds to pay attention to the safety of flight

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