>>1826903Good old mayra rocha. Remember when someone was spamming this girl once a month? Back when /n/ wasn't terrible.
>>1826921Why do fixies exist at all? Everyone who has a fixie, or a single speed that looks like a fixie, should be arrested and sent off to the same prison camp as skateboarders, brompton owners, people who own "state bicycles" cringemobiles, ebike owners under 60 years of age who are not full time food delivery workers, and anyone who starts sentences with "in amsterdam" or "in the netherlands" or "but in europe". The prison camp would actually be a re-education camp not an extermination camp. Patients would be taught how to use shifters, how pedestrians have ROW in crosswalks, the benefits of clipless, how skateboarding damages both public and private property, why dutch bikes are trash, how to own a bicycle without constantly telling everyone what brand it is or what it cost, and how taking things meant for disabled people damages humanity more than drill rap and tiktok combined. Once a week, patients would be medically assessed for their capacity to reform. The bottom 10% would be humanely euthanized. After 12 weeks any remaining patients would be placed on a supervised release program and eventually offered an entry level road bike and government-issued bib shorts to aid their re-integration.
