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*Enter jerry*
>Usually when you get fed up with things you dont buy it
>bad coffee you dont buy it
>then you go tell your friends
>this coffee is terrible lets boycott
>totally legal right?
>but heres the catcher, you work at said place
>BAM unlimited support
>not even himmler could drum up this level of servitude to a brand
>labor action? Boycott? Oh boy
>Theyll rail you so hard with the Railway Labor Act you wont differentiate a Canadair from a Caboose
>But there is a light on the horizon
>and that light is the sweet joy of a PHL LaColombe Coffee™ as youre reassigned for the 5th time that week
>and thats a coffee you can still buy
*audience laughs*
*jerry pulls off his mask*
>its been Robert Isom the whole time
>Usually when you get fed up with things you dont buy it
>bad coffee you dont buy it
>then you go tell your friends
>this coffee is terrible lets boycott
>totally legal right?
>but heres the catcher, you work at said place
>BAM unlimited support
>not even himmler could drum up this level of servitude to a brand
>labor action? Boycott? Oh boy
>Theyll rail you so hard with the Railway Labor Act you wont differentiate a Canadair from a Caboose
>But there is a light on the horizon
>and that light is the sweet joy of a PHL LaColombe Coffee™ as youre reassigned for the 5th time that week
>and thats a coffee you can still buy
*audience laughs*
*jerry pulls off his mask*
>its been Robert Isom the whole time
