>>1848739What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Meals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Krispy Kreme, and I have over 300 confirmed meals.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sipper in the entire US armed forks. You are nothing to me but just another breakfast. I will wipe your pantry the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fries across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fridge. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can starve you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed eating, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States kitchen Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable food off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your toilet and you will unclog it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
