>>1845628The last time I flew first class, I went through a private security screening (unnecessary as I have precheck and clear, but still cool) which saved time, my bags were checked with priority so they came off the plane first, when I was through security there’s a private lounge with a buffet in it for first class passengers I was hanging out in, I boarded first so didn’t have to deal with the hassle of standing around, and was greeted with a glass of champagne as I sat down. There were complementary noise canceling headphones and a blanket and pillow in my pod when I got there. After takeoff the food service started and they gave me the menu, after putting in my food and drink order they came by with a tablecloth and basically did a whole dinner service at a restaurant, with metal silverware, wine refills, and everything. I was continuously ordering the free beers and getting hammered while watching movies after dinner, then I passed out and woke up to eggs and coffee. Once we landed I was one of the first people to deplane and my bag was already at the carousel by the time I got there. It was a wonderful experience.