24 year old graphic design graduate with Aspergers here. Clearly there's no jobs going for me now so I've started thinking about an old childhood fantasy - becoming a truck driver.

I think I'd love the comfy long haul journeys with my music on, seeing new sights every day, going on comfy night drives. I'd totally make that thing my home and take real good care of it. My family have basically disowned me and no girls want to be with an Aspergers weirdo so having no social interaction doesn't bother me. All I need is music and food.

How do you actually become a trucker with no prior experience?