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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 22:44:11 No.1858963 View View Reply Original Report

How do you defend yourself against this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 22:47:44 No.1858964 Report

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>>1858963
Like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:19:44 No.1858984 Report

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pee my lycra and cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:45:28 No.1859001 Report

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Brake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Oct 2022 23:46:35 No.1859002 Report

Quoted By: >>1859101

>>1858963
Shoot every car pre-emptively.
Then get away with it because fearing for your life is the natural state of every cyclist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 02:37:47 No.1859056 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 02:59:13 No.1859061 Report

Quoted By: >>1859318

>>1858963
You don't give weapons [cars] to idiots.
Oops, too late, we fucked that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 03:11:03 No.1859063 Report

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>>1858963
You can’t. Best case get a glimpse of the license plate and track down the people responsible. Kill them and their family and then get into a firefight with the cops.

Yep sounds pretty cool

BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Fri 14 Oct 2022 03:41:55 No.1859069 Report

Quoted By: >>1859094 >>1859686 >>1861995 >>1863921

>>1858963
pfffFFFFTsissys,,,situational awarness,,why does thetard knowthis?,but your just catchingup?,
,,,car getting anywheres NEAR my line and im looking forsoftlanding zone.,
,,,Hawaii,,Tight narrow twisty road,station wagon parade upmyass,,see MOVINGVAN flashing thru jungle oposit?!!,,,theres just noway thisworks,,see 'fluffy patch of unknown jungle>>DIVEIN!,cages ignorant ofall.zooooooom
,,Jesusavesagain!,,soft bushy landing,,,,lots of new crawly friends.,
,,,take the fall,butonyourterms!,
,,
,,,,,,,,,,nowto getbanned> MIRRORS! sssSSSSLAP!! MIRRORS!!
,whats behindyou? situatioinal awareness,,,getsome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 06:18:07 No.1859094 Report

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>>1859069
mirror magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 06:56:08 No.1859101 Report

Quoted By: >>1859257

>>1859002
>shoot pre-emptively
I like your thinking. Brb, off to shoot every Jewish and black person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 07:08:47 No.1859103 Report

Quoted By: >>1859106 >>1859183 >>1859326

how do you defend yourself against this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 07:33:56 No.1859106 Report

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>>1859103
Pre-emptively shoot every wild animal bigger than your fist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 08:59:59 No.1859114 Report

Quoted By: >>1859116

>>1858963
You're not a vehicle, get off the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 09:03:22 No.1859115 Report

Quoted By: >>1859125

>>1859056
>in car
>hit by truck
>"work harder get a truck"
Where does it end? A dump truck with a welded bed filled with set concrete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 09:04:36 No.1859116 Report

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>>1859114
He wasn't on foot....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 09:24:22 No.1859125 Report

Quoted By: >>1859130

>>1859115
>he doesn't drive a tank
Personal safety scales with wealth. This has been true since money was invented.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 09:32:38 No.1859130 Report

Quoted By: >>1859162

>>1859125
So just not being an asshole and understanding right and wrong, and enforcing the law is not an option? Ok. Cool. Also there is gonna bee cheap oil forever. Thank god you are here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 11:42:11 No.1859162 Report

Quoted By: >>1859257 >>1859287

>>1859130
NTA, but yes, it is an option! It's the one we're using right now. It does a pretty okay job in aggregate, but on the aggregate X-per-100,000 people are not gonna make it.
I see where the, "so just drive an SUV," people are coming from, since it does reduce their X-value.
It's just bad in aggregate, and society works better when we turn people into sheep that voluntarily surrender their agency in order to chase a lower X-value for everyone. So the correct course of action is social and emotional violence against the "fuck you, got mine"-types until they at least start to pretend to be sheep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 12:50:29 No.1859183 Report

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>>1859103
just don't be australian bro it's that easy bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 13:51:22 No.1859193 Report

Quoted By: >>1859271

>>1858963
Just wear this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 17:47:43 No.1859257 Report

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>>1859101
rent free fagget
>>1859162
>social and emotional violence against the "fuck you, got mine"-types
Why not physical as well ? The ancient greeks had a good idea with ostracism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 18:48:48 No.1859271 Report

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>>1859193
new slipknot mask

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 20:33:52 No.1859287 Report

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>>1859162
>being a responsible adult is being a "sheep"
LOOK AT MY LIFTED TRUCK! IM STRAIGHT! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 22:29:36 No.1859303 Report

Quoted By: >>1859333

>>1859287

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 23:15:38 No.1859311 Report

Quoted By: >>1859333 >>1859400 >>1859474 >>1861064

>>1859287
>cyclists see a truck and immediately think about the owners penis
he's never going to sleep with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2022 23:43:15 No.1859318 Report

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>>1859061
And whaddaya you know, almost isekai'd by an SUV ignoring a stop sign and oncoming traffic to make a right turn. Not today, truck-kun~!
But when it inevitably does happen, I hope my next-of-kin have the balls to mail the gory photographs to the city councillor of whatever shithole ward it went down in.
Heck, prop the body up on the white bicycle until it decomposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 01:04:50 No.1859326 Report

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>>1859103
i wrecked hitting a wild hog before. i think it was in the brush and i spooked it and it ran in front of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 01:33:36 No.1859333 Report

Quoted By: >>1859437 >>1860193

>>1859303
Till you are nearly causally murdered by a 54 year old latina in a escort at 2am on an empty road, you dont know what its like to hate people.

>>1859311
Considering I can beat them all to a pulp, you dont know how right you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 07:43:49 No.1859400 Report

Quoted By: >>1859437

>>1859311
You're the first one to mention any genitalia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 11:31:37 No.1859437 Report

Quoted By: >>1859474

>>1859333
Don't let hate ruin your life, anon.

>>1859400
Explain how you can be gay without genitals being involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 14:29:20 No.1859474 Report

Quoted By: >>1859564

>>1859437
>Explain how you can be gay without genitals being involved.
You can't.
But you can certainly question someone else's sexuality
>IM STRAIGHT! PLEASE BELIEVE ME! >>1859287
without immediately thinking of dicks
>cyclists see a truck and immediately think about the owners penis >>1859311

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 16:25:09 No.1859494 Report

Quoted By: >>1860657

>>1858963
Don't live around inbred retards, aka anywhere in England.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 18:27:09 No.1859520 Report

Quoted By: >>1860657

>>1858963
automotive revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for cycling community

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 18:29:41 No.1859521 Report

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>>1858963
just like slutty women in provocative clothes invite a rapists advances, the lycranigger invites the homophobic rage
be a cycling bro not a lycrafag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:17:05 No.1859564 Report

Quoted By: >>1859566

>>1859474
So you were just using gay as a generic insult and not as an actual word with an actual definition that 100% revolves around dicks?

Unironically grow up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:25:04 No.1859566 Report

Quoted By: >>1859568

>>1859564
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:26:30 No.1859568 Report

Quoted By: >>1859571

>>1859566
Are you confused about what "gay" means?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:42:52 No.1859571 Report

Quoted By: >>1859572

>>1859568
I don't understand what you were trying to say. Did you reply to the wrong person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:43:46 No.1859572 Report

Quoted By: >>1859575 >>1859576 >>1859578

>>1859571
>you can certainly question someone else's sexuality without immediately thinking of dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:58:32 No.1859575 Report

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>>1859572
Well, yeah.
>>1859287 questioned the sexuality of lifted truck owners.
This may have been an insult by simply calling them "gay", if the poster ascribes it as an insult.
Or maybe they don't care about their sexuality but are poking fun at the fact many closeted non-straight men overcompensate with things thought of as hyper-masculine.

So this
>you can certainly question someone else's sexuality without immediately thinking of dicks
is simply me describing what was happening and does not from my actual position on the matter, which I have not stated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 21:59:47 No.1859576 Report

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>>1859572
Well, yeah.
>>1859287 questioned the sexuality of lifted truck owners.
This may have been an insult by simply calling them "gay", if the poster ascribes it as an insult.
Or maybe they don't care about their sexuality but are poking fun at the fact many closeted non-straight men overcompensate with things thought of as hyper-masculine.

So this
>you can certainly question someone else's sexuality without immediately thinking of dicks
is simply me describing what was happening and does not stem from my actual position on the matter, which I have not stated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2022 22:01:30 No.1859578 Report

Quoted By: >>1859804

>>1859572
Well, yeah.
>>1859287 questioned the sexuality of lifted truck owners.
This may have been an insult by simply calling them "gay", if the poster ascribes it as an insult.
Or maybe they don't care about their sexuality but are poking fun at the stereotype of closeted non-straight men that overcompensate with things thought of as hyper-masculine.

So this
>you can certainly question someone else's sexuality without immediately thinking of dicks
is simply me describing what was happening and does not stem from my actual position on the matter, which I have not stated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2022 12:17:53 No.1859686 Report

Quoted By:

>>1859069
You are a fucking genius Bacon
A goddamn genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2022 22:27:21 No.1859774 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
Stop being poor and get a car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 00:45:14 No.1859804 Report

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>>1859578
And they are. Its embarrassing little man shit. You could blow 10 dudes it wouldn't be as gay in the heart as driving a lifted truck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 05:52:27 No.1859863 Report

Quoted By: >>1860248

Stop being poor and get a car.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 21:06:41 No.1860077 Report

Quoted By: >>1860086 >>1860089 >>1860141 >>1860182 >>1860657

>>1858963
How does a person just walking on a sidewalk defend themselves from a 18 wheeler.
It's also dumb question, we can have guns to defend ourselves and stuff, but predominately we just hope that the people who drive cars are not psychos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 21:48:09 No.1860086 Report

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>>1860077
>we just hope that the people who drive cars are not psychos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 22:26:20 No.1860089 Report

Quoted By: >>1860095

>>1860077
I agree, we should legalize rocket launchers just in case

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Oct 2022 23:01:17 No.1860095 Report

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>>1860089
All I'm asking for is the right to the same weapons that I paid for the Taliban to own.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 00:38:30 No.1860141 Report

Quoted By: >>1860291

>>1860077
I've got it! We should ban 18-wheelers from roads with sidewalks. Tractor trailers only for node-to-node, any final deliveries require dedicated, city-safe vehicles with optimal visibility.
Wait, what's this I'm hearing? Parts of Europe do this already? Well, fuck that shit, we ain't yuros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 05:13:24 No.1860182 Report

Quoted By: >>1860657

>>1860077
sidewalks would be fairly more safe with protected bike lanes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 05:55:20 No.1860193 Report

Quoted By: >>1860288

>>1859333
>causally murdered
better or worse than being acausally murdered?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 11:27:29 No.1860248 Report

Quoted By: >>1860252

>>1859863
No thanks, commie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 11:37:15 No.1860251 Report

Quoted By: >>1860288

>>1858963
Build separated protected bicycle paths so the cars literally can't reach you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 11:39:20 No.1860252 Report

Quoted By: >>1860288

>>1860248

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 13:00:15 No.1860288 Report

Quoted By: >>1860293 >>1860296 >>1860301 >>1860884 >>1861121

>>1860193
WORSE. I'd rather someone who knows me kill me as an act of some kind of intent in the universe, rather than cause someone is a billigerent cocksucker who thinks its "no big deal" to buzz a cyclist within 3 feet. Like this faggot: >>1860252

>>1860251
How will we know who should be executed then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 13:01:59 No.1860291 Report

Quoted By: >>1860315

>>1860141
European here, yes it does change things for the best. Fuck letting semis enter cities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 13:03:40 No.1860293 Report

Quoted By: >>1860296

>>1860288
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 13:15:19 No.1860296 Report

Quoted By: >>1860327

>>1860288
>>1860293
it's photoshopped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 13:43:19 No.1860301 Report

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>>1860288
WHOOOPS.. but not my problem desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 15:43:27 No.1860315 Report

Quoted By: >>1860322 >>1860475 >>1861993 >>1863875

>>1860291
Foodservice driver here, you must enjoy paying 3x as much for the same takeout than it should cost.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 16:41:24 No.1860322 Report

Quoted By: >>1862880

>>1860315
>Foodservice driver here
Good for you I guess ? I never order delivery, if I'm not cooking myself I'm eating at one of the restaurants near my street. The staff knows me, they add extra and it's cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Oct 2022 16:50:30 No.1860327 Report

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>>1860296
what part? looks fairly realistic to me
either the 'shopper spent weeks on with this sick project or ur too pussy to accept reality and so far the latter makes more sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Oct 2022 11:15:19 No.1860475 Report

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>>1860315
>I am a symptom of a bullshit living arrangement
>in a functioning society I'd do this on a bike within a few miles.
As if everyone shouldn't live within walking distance of a 3rd place, take out window.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 05:51:14 No.1860657 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
>>1859494
>>1859520
>>1860077
>>>1860182
but yea basically the answer is only ride on protected bike lanes aka proper infrastructure
or just ride on the sidewalks until then or something, but ultimately it just depends where you live

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 09:46:32 No.1860687 Report

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don't live in a shithole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 02:36:43 No.1860884 Report

Quoted By: >>1860921

>>1860288
>bicyclefag killed by public transportation

absolute bliss for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 05:31:03 No.1860906 Report

Quoted By: >>1861066

>>1858963
garb onto his arm and pull him down with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 06:33:07 No.1860921 Report

Quoted By:

>>1860884
Have you ever gotten anywhere under your own power, little girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 15:00:11 No.1861060 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
Live in a high trust society or seal everything up and isolate everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 15:23:17 No.1861064 Report

Quoted By:

>>1859311
He wouldn't even make me cum with that microdick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 15:44:44 No.1861065 Report

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Its a cummins though. Alison transmission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 16:03:13 No.1861066 Report

Quoted By:

>>1860906
you're gonna get dragged on tarmac bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Oct 2022 21:42:33 No.1861121 Report

Quoted By:

>>1860288
Is that guy ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 01:27:39 No.1861174 Report

Quoted By: >>1861224

>>1858963
Quad cycle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 03:55:58 No.1861208 Report

Quoted By: >>1861269

>>1858963
How about staying off the road you fucking self-centered cyclefag lunatics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 04:19:47 No.1861224 Report

Quoted By:

>>1861174
Also known as an automobile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Oct 2022 09:43:29 No.1861269 Report

Quoted By:

>>1861208
>we've reached peak irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 01:04:11 No.1861993 Report

Quoted By:

>>1860315
>takeout
i just pick it up myself on my bike. lot easier without any trucks around

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Oct 2022 01:17:32 No.1861995 Report

Quoted By:

>>1859069
BASED POST

cock nigga

cock nigga Fri 28 Oct 2022 03:17:00 No.1862872 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963

Gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 03:30:58 No.1862877 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
training wheels

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 03:51:18 No.1862880 Report

Quoted By: >>1862892

>>1860322
is this russia? if so, doy ou know where in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Oct 2022 06:36:57 No.1862892 Report

Quoted By:

>>1862880
>literally a dutch flag in the picture
>is this russia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 08:25:43 No.1863875 Report

Quoted By:

>>1860315
Food delivery here in europe is all bikes and mopeds

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 12:42:30 No.1863921 Report

Quoted By:

>>1859069
best poster as per

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Oct 2022 20:16:10 No.1864017 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
kamikaze vest to deter cagers with mutually assured destruction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Nov 2022 10:36:04 No.1864479 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
Move out of the US and into a normal country

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Nov 2022 06:38:48 No.1864931 Report

Quoted By:

>>1858963
>erm why do you only ever ride your bike on the sidewalk anon??? what about heckin pedestrianos?

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