What the urbanists and "Ban cars" folks don't realize is that, while brutal, the car-dominated environments of American suburbs are the ideal social darwinist breeding ground of a Nietzschean Übermensch type figure - the Ultimate Cyclist.

My life is essentially a permadeath game of Frogger with no pause button. And it has essentially turned me into a god among men. Basically Ultra Instinct in real life, I can detect drunk drivers instantly, miles away, through secret senses those Ford-worshipping fools would never comprehend.

Many of us may die, perhaps one day myself, but American road cyclists are on the path to apotheosis. Europoors could never.