Burgers, why do you insist on bike helmets on everyone? Your kids riding around neighborhood or the park are not gonna get into a high speed crash with traumatic brain injury. Why not just let them have fun and be kids instead of lugging ppe around?
Same with just commuting and riding around the town, you don't need a helmet.

If you ride around in fast traffic with cars, then you're retarded, a shitty styrofoam and milk jug helmet will not save you.

Bicycle helmet should be earned by participating in bicycle sports, not worn by every idiot pedaling at 3mph around a storm water pond.