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>it's no nut november
>go out riding in lycra as usual
>accidentally think of something sexy mid ride
>pop a raging boner uh oh, try to think of something unsexy
>it's not working oh god I'm going to be on youtube
>think of something else unsexy like how much carbs I should be ingesting or the smell of vagina
>still not working, how the fuck am I going to get through the month?
>do the full ero tuck even though I'm not going that fast
>now they just think I'm a regular faggot
Next time you see someone in an aero tuck not going plaid, try not to judge. They probably are just hiding their boner
>go out riding in lycra as usual
>accidentally think of something sexy mid ride
>pop a raging boner uh oh, try to think of something unsexy
>it's not working oh god I'm going to be on youtube
>think of something else unsexy like how much carbs I should be ingesting or the smell of vagina
>still not working, how the fuck am I going to get through the month?
>do the full ero tuck even though I'm not going that fast
>now they just think I'm a regular faggot
Next time you see someone in an aero tuck not going plaid, try not to judge. They probably are just hiding their boner
