Get in here if this is you... I'm talking real bikebros, not you slowies, ebikers, or upsitters. I'm talking to you downtubers who know the road rules are designed to kill you so you don't follow them. You do what you need to do when you need to do it and keep out of everyone's way.

We all know how much it makes drivers seethe, if they ever manage to be next to you long enough to make it known. I wanna hear your stories, and what kind of illegal shit you do every day and how it benefits literally everyone on the road.

Bonus shekels for rage stories.