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Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 00:02:26 No.1879858 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1880030 >>1882468 >>1882597

>have dream
>be in world where bikes have two chains per cassette
>read article saying you should cut off your second chain for extra speed
>take bolt cutters to chain
>bicycle won't move anymore
anyone else know this feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 02:39:27 No.1879873 Report

Quoted By: >>1879935 >>1880015 >>1880036

I've had dreams where I could wheelie continuously, and even wheelie track stand. IRL can't wheelie at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 07:05:31 No.1879935 Report

Quoted By: >>1880025 >>1880255

>>1879873
I’d like to learn to wheelie. I feel like I deserve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 18:37:51 No.1880015 Report

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>>1879873
I've had this a few times. Also where I can fly by sort of climbing non-existent stairs. Fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 19:15:22 No.1880017 Report

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I can't ride vehicles in my dreams. The breaks never work properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 19:34:39 No.1880018 Report

Quoted By: >>1880134

I sometimes dream that both tires get punctures and then the bike disappears when trying to fix flats. I also have a recurent dream where I'm driving a car thru the subway station, I have no idea how to drive,.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 20:27:25 No.1880025 Report

Quoted By: >>1880177

>>1879935
You'll deserve it when you can do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 20:59:55 No.1880030 Report

Quoted By: >>1880261

>>1879858
now that you mention it, I think I've never been in or on a vehicle in my dreams, always on foot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 21:19:48 No.1880036 Report

Quoted By: >>1880044 >>1880051 >>1880063 >>1880137

>>1879873
i dreamt a new running technique: basically just run on all fours like an animal, mad speeds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 22:18:42 No.1880044 Report

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>>1880036
Live your dream in public bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 23:01:51 No.1880051 Report

Quoted By: >>1880055

>>1880036
this reminds me of the time when my dog was still around and we would chase each other while I'm running on all 4s, I miss that little guy man, it's been almost a year since he passed from heart failure at near 12 years old :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2023 23:42:01 No.1880055 Report

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>>1880051
very sorry to hear, mine's 10, they're truly precious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 00:48:58 No.1880063 Report

Quoted By: >>1880090 >>1880716

>>1880036
I have some webm of a woman doing exactly this. Give me some time I'll find it and upload it on this thread--don't worry, it's SFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 02:08:02 No.1880090 Report

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>>1880063
I know exactly the one and was going to mention it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 05:04:56 No.1880134 Report

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>>1880018
I've had dreams where my bike disappears while I'm out for a ride really far from home.

One of my weirdest all time dreams was that I was catching a Space Shuttle flight. So I put on a full EVA spacesuit and walked to the launch pad from home. I think I was walking really slow and never made it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 05:06:23 No.1880137 Report

Quoted By: >>1880175 >>1880193

>>1880036
I had a dream that I could Hulk jump and get across town in 4 bounces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 10:39:10 No.1880175 Report

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>>1880137
>I had a dream that I could Hulk jump
I have that dream some times. It's scary because I never know if I'm going to splat on the ground.

I once lived an entire 80 year life in a retro-futuristic dieselpunk city, in a dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 10:45:32 No.1880177 Report

Quoted By: >>1880189

>>1880025
How do you do it? Post a picture of you doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 12:15:05 No.1880189 Report

Quoted By: >>1880255

>>1880177
I never said I deserve it.
But there are tons of of youtube videos that show you how to do it. Then, like with most things in life, it's a matter of going out and practising until you figure it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 12:21:46 No.1880193 Report

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>>1880137
when I realize I'm dreaming I can fly, and semi teleport. If I teleport I am likely to forget that I'm dreaming and enter a new scenario

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:12:56 No.1880255 Report

Quoted By: >>1880282

>>1880189
I thought you were
>>1879935

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 20:55:41 No.1880261 Report

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>>1880030
I had my first dream riding a vehicle last night!
>*drumroll*
it was a fucking elevator

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 22:07:40 No.1880269 Report

Quoted By: >>1880284

I dreamt I broke into a dodge challenger while being chased on the street away from my elementary school

worked the gears, but fucked up and almost got caught. Finally got it right, stepped on the gas, rocketed out and woke up to me cumming from humping the bed

I'm otherwise very anti car and urbanist so I'm just confused why I had a wet dream about a muscle car

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 22:50:06 No.1880282 Report

Quoted By: >>1880577

>>1880255
You're not making sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 22:51:21 No.1880284 Report

Quoted By: >>1880287

>>1880269
Closeted carsexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2023 22:58:58 No.1880287 Report

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>>1880284
https://youtu.be/gUqEj2xZFw8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2023 11:44:03 No.1880577 Report

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>>1880282
I thought you said
>I deserve it
But it must have been a different person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 04:16:08 No.1880716 Report

Quoted By: >>1880725 >>1882536

>>1880063

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2023 04:56:58 No.1880725 Report

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>>1880716
Imagine running away from that in the dead of night...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2023 21:03:02 No.1882468 Report

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>>1879858
>>1874191
Use some WD40?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2023 23:18:43 No.1882501 Report

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>inna dream
>can fly
>but only by leaping in bounds
>sometimes the air is to thin to get a foot hold on
>fall to death or collide with an object in mid air because my foot slipped on some slippery air

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2023 03:08:02 No.1882536 Report

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>>1880716
imagie putting a butt plug with a tail on that and a collar and leash and walking her around like a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2023 12:28:02 No.1882597 Report

Quoted By:

>>1879858
>glitchovich
this thread is a rusbot honeypot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2023 12:52:20 No.1882601 Report

Quoted By: >>1882649

>dreaming I'm riding a bike in a foreign country
>cycle over a cross walk at a walking pace
>cop makes me dismount
>I dismount and walk over the crosswalk before remounting
even in dreamland I am a rule cuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2023 17:18:56 No.1882649 Report

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>>1882601
>disobey cop in foreign country
>get arrested
>police beat you into submission
>thrown into grody holding cell with other inmates
>get gang-raped
all because you didn't dismount your bicycle

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