thats not how bicycles work
Any meme or 'comfort' saddle is likely to be extremely bad for your benis over any real distance.
You want something that contacts and supports the sit bones on your ass well, without compressing too much around them into other things.
And you need to differentiate sit bone bruising pain, which isn't damaging your benis and will go away when your ass breaks in, and nerve/benis pain or numbness, which is bad.
What saddle will fit you well will totally depend on your body and how you set it up. It's basically trial and error.
But those 'comfort' saddles don't work unless you're riding for like 5 minutes.
