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I would put all the yimbys in the nearest sportsball stadium and sell tickets. Spectator tickets would be $100 and participant tickets would be $1000 plus $10 per bullet. The person who killed the most yimbys would be appointed as head of city planning for the next 10 years with unlimited control over budget, taxation, and eminent domain.
More than likely we would have stroads everywhere and as many parking lots as possible, as god intended. We would have one bus route and it would run a bus once per hour. There would be a legally mandated minimum of 10 piss soaked rape hobos per bus and anyone riding said bus would be required to fellate at least two of them before getting off (also as a precondition for being allowed to exit the bus after getting off). Also there would be a protected bike lane, between the jail and all the schools. Any student who expressed support for "new urbanism" or any such claptrap would be given a choice of riding a bike directly to jail, or being beaten to death by his classmates. If he chose jail, he would be beaten to death by his fellow inmates. The family would be billed for the disposal fees. Then they would be ritually run over by SUVs while being forced to pledge allegiance to robert moses. This would ensure that the future generation is not contaminated with stupid beliefs.
Also anyone saying anything good about the netherlands would be executed on the spot by a fleet of killdrones buzzing overhead 24/7.
