>Don’t mind me guys! Just riding my bike in traffic here. No worries though, I can pretty much ride as fast as the cars haha
No. No you fucking can’t. You are obstructing traffic and making an ass out of yourself, you stupid, obnoxious, faggot. I swear to fucking God, the next time I see some retard riding a bike in the middle of the road, I am going to fucking flatten him with my car.