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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 20:32:39 No.1907900 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1907920 >>1908042 >>1908056 >>1908102 >>1908105 >>1908134 >>1908224 >>1908393 >>1908401 >>1909070 >>1909121 >>1909169 >>1909322 >>1910180 >>1910676 >>1910705

>board aircraft
>look into cockpit
>see this
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 20:34:50 No.1907901 Report

Quoted By: >>1907914

Tell riley reid it's so nice to meet her and thank her for letting me hang out on the set, tell the trans lady on the left that she looks great and you're thrilled that the artificial boundaries between "straight" and "trans" porn are being broken down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 20:54:58 No.1907903 Report

Quoted By: >>1907904 >>1907983

Sure, that's why we call it the cockpit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 20:56:27 No.1907904 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907903
All pit , no cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 21:20:00 No.1907914 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907901
Jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 21:34:27 No.1907920 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
would

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 03:11:42 No.1907983 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907903
that's a box office

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 07:01:38 No.1908042 Report

Quoted By: >>1909073 >>1909084

>>1907900
Do a 360 and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 07:54:29 No.1908049 Report

Quoted By: >>1908095

We gaan guuurl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 09:23:12 No.1908056 Report

Quoted By: >>1908128

>>1907900

Continue to not give a shit. I only care whether or not they can adequately fly the fucking plane and by that point that question already has already been answered by people other than me. Now to drink bloody marys and make fun of the shit in SkyMall until we get there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 14:39:09 No.1908095 Report

Quoted By:

>>1908049
Would an all female cockpit be more or less capable of we gaan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:43:43 No.1908102 Report

Quoted By: >>1908225

>>1907900
I'd be interested in hearing what the cockpit voice record sounds like with a female pilot leading up to a fatal crash. You hear the ones with male pilots where the dude keeps his composure, fighting to regain control, all the way into the terrain - can women keep their shit together like that?
Otherwise who fucking cares, in most cases now the pilot is a 'minder' for the plane's autopilot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:59:57 No.1908105 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
>What do?
Deboard the airplane immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:50:54 No.1908128 Report

Quoted By:

>>1908056
Troll answers only

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 18:09:54 No.1908129 Report

Quoted By:

#FemalePilotLife #2daymealprep #airlinepilot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 18:35:40 No.1908134 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
Take my seat like a normal person.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 23:41:43 No.1908223 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 23:50:06 No.1908224 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
The autopilot does the work anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 23:51:54 No.1908225 Report

Quoted By:

>>1908102
You should listen to the helicopter crash atc where the guy is screaming all the way down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 18:40:01 No.1908393 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
Its an airbus so who cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 19:04:29 No.1908401 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
>board aircraft
>look into cockpit
>see this
>What do?
unpack parachute and demand seat by the exit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 09:23:59 No.1909070 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
That pilot to the left looks like my mom. She works as an attendant though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 09:49:27 No.1909073 Report

Quoted By: >>1909118

>>1908042
Uh, you:re going to need another 180° for that to work as you seem to intend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 10:52:25 No.1909084 Report

Quoted By: >>1909118

>>1908042
idiot...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 14:15:06 No.1909118 Report

Quoted By: >>1909131 >>1909279

>>1909073
>>1909084
>being this new

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 14:42:57 No.1909121 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
>board aircraft
>look into cockpit
>get thrown off the flight with no compensation and banned from the airline

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 15:49:32 No.1909131 Report

Quoted By: >>1909205 >>1909238

>>1909118
>im just pretending to be retarded!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 21:04:01 No.1909161 Report

Quoted By: >>1909417 >>1910716

>offload all PAX.
>GROUND THE AIRCRAFT.
>DECOMISSION AIRCRAFT TO NEVER FLY AGAIN.
>fly with Muslim company because you know they won't pull this kind of thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 21:26:19 No.1909169 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
Why am i in the cockpit
What if i have boxcutters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2023 00:35:20 No.1909205 Report

Quoted By: >>1909238

>>1909131
>i'm just pretending to be new!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2023 04:41:42 No.1909238 Report

Quoted By:

>>1909131
>>1909205
Have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2023 13:36:51 No.1909279 Report

Quoted By:

>>1909118
I'm just LARPing as a 4chan poster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2023 16:23:55 No.1909319 Report

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We gaan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 May 2023 16:33:59 No.1909322 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
fuck the one on the right, she's like an ugly Jenna Coleman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 04:19:51 No.1909417 Report

Quoted By:

>>1909161
Mashallah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 10:54:03 No.1910180 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
immediately turn 360 and walk away, exit, debark, deboard, disembark

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 11:12:12 No.1910181 Report

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I'm going to make the right one grease the landing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 17:46:12 No.1910676 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
>Ah, yes, the cuntpit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:33:58 No.1910705 Report

Quoted By:

>>1907900
>board aircraft
>look into cockpit
>see this
>What do?

>set down toolbags
>pull out squak form
>where the "nature of discrepancy" block is, write "loose nuts behind L&R control yokes".
>Tear off yellow copy, hand to pile-its.
>exit aircraft, submit my resignation and retire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 20:13:08 No.1910716 Report

Quoted By:

>>1909161
Alas

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