>>1913141I always see this older Asian guy riding this faggy-looking thing in the park. He looks like such a fucking dork. I really wanna give him a noogie and a swirlie. I'm also a cardio chad, so whenever I see someone using a lazy form of transporation to get around (electric scooters, e-bikes, these gay-as-fuck-looking-things, etc), I always think of them as weak, lazy, and pathetic people who don't deserve to live on my planet.
Anyway, to answer your question, I'm gonna go with piggyback rides by cute tomboys.
