>>1958070>>1958076>>1958535>super secret methods and trust the cops to track down your bike and dust the fucker for fingerprintsSome obviously melanized future doctor stole my custom build once because yes I do take my $5000 bike to get coffee and beer, and no I don’t lock it up because I assume no one is going to be quick enough to get away trying to pedal mini Costco muffin-sized speedplay pedals without cleats
Motherfucker snatched it and literally tossed it into the bed of a pickup
I stuck an AirTag with gorilla tape to the top of the Di2 battery that gets shoved up inside the seat post when I built it, so I just tracked it down and the retard left it around the back of his shitty house. Stole it back and then turned his outside water spigot on and shoved a bunch of sticks and mud into his outside A/C compressor on the way out for the trouble.
If you want to get really inventive, you can stick an AirTag or RFID tag in before you install the bottom bracket and no one will ever be able to get that shit out.
