Public transportation is a disgustingly bloated nightmare built for the purposes of embezzling money, enabling minorities to grope women, and giving homeless people somewhere unique to shit.

My only question - how do I get in on the racket?
>inb4 some mouthbreather interferes with "DAS NOT FAIR, DA PUBIC TRANS(he/she)PORTATION IS FOR DA POORPIPO AND ITS GUD FOR U!!!!!"

I want MONEY.