>>1991319Nah we'll just force everyone to use the specially segregated "lane for bikes" we built between two useless locations no one would ever go to. If they're not in that special lane they will be executed with my 3 ton truck and the relatives will get a bill for their crime of "vehicular cycling" which is actually just larping as a pro cyclist because nobody can go faster than 5mph. This will bring cycling down to "sustainable" levels and then urbanists can take their paycheck from the automobile lobby and go on vacation in amsterdam.
