Seriously why not just ride a motorcycle and be a cool looking bad ass?

>safer
Motorcycle riders can wear protective gear that can protect them even if they are hit by a semi. Compared to bicycle riders who wear nothing but a tiny half helmet. A simple skid with a bicycle means a scrape knee already.

>cheaper on the gas / food
A 200 cc motorcycle can get you anywhere faster and does 100mpg. Bicycles don't consume gas but you have to eat a fuckton of food that gets expensive more over time than gas unless you like looking like a holocaust survivor.

>cheaper than any mountain bike
One can easily get a used motorcycle for $1000 even less if its a scooter. Hell even scooters look more badass than a fag riding a bike

>chicks can ride pillion
Any biker can just dream their fat wife or gay top will ride behind their bike which is impossible

>can be ridden on a highway
goodluck with that on a bicycle

>better health
you get muscle gains and not losing gains. Motorcycle riders get their cardio when we have sex with different hot women each night.

>prestige and respect
No one messes with a motorcycle rider. Everyone hates cyclists.

Don't hate me just spouting truth I use to ride a bike as well but I got past the age of 12. Mountain biking, bmx and track riders got my respect but for daily commute and going around town? Its pretty dumb.