The next big innovation in cycling technology will be bespoke wheel/tire sizes. I'm sick of one size fits all wheels, forks, and chainstays. I am sick and tired of being too big for 650b but too small for 700c. I want my 675bc wheels ffs. Enve has a fundamental moral obligation to team up with Classified and Gravaa to make a bike just for me, with bespoke geometry and wheel size, a 2x wireless IGH that changes tire pressure as I ride, oh and there would be LOOK cranks with infinitely variable length and q factor depending on how stiff I'm feeling that day, and on the fly micro-adjustable-reach brifters so that it works with or without my thick winter gloves, And a micro-dropper post so that when I switch between winter pedals and summer pedals the 2mm stack height difference is accounted for automatically, and Selle Trannica Di2 saddles that could be radio controlled and hooked up to transgender onlyfans whores who could be sposored to use a special internet enabled ball gag to control the remote prosthetic tongue to massage my anus while I'm pedaling to give me extra watts. There would be a smell-o-meter hitched to her nose to provide real-time low-latency feedback of course. I believe these are very reasonable innovations to expect and I look forward to seeing them being made available to consumers by 2026.
