>>2054585>hot flight attendantsYou can enjoy imagining her banging the pilot, not your economy fare ass
>better foodAirline tickets were extremely expensive back then due in large part to government regulation, is that steak really worth a couple grand to you?
>don't have to take your shoes offYou don't now
>babies banned from planesNothing I can find supports that
Meanwhile you'll get to deal with trips that take several times longer since you need refueling stops, shit sound dampening for the loud ass inefficient engines, garbage safety standards and living within a five mile radius of an airport intolerable due to noise and smog pollution. But I suppose not having to see a woman in her thirties is worth a months salary.
